new guy

[baldbart007]

Hello,
i am a new guy here, and feel very nervous as I don't really know what to do.....so many acronyms, etc........
basically I am a horny bloke who fancies getting off on line, with a "nice" girl, as i sit here on my desert Island.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Welcome to Lit Baldbart I would suggest you post in some of the threads get to know/get known by people have fun and the ladies will no doubt accomodate you some way
Bachlum Chaam

 

[shopperst]

Hi Bart

hope to bump into you in some threads...have fun


Shopper

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hello,
i am a new guy here, and feel very nervous as I don't really know what to do.....so many acronyms, etc........
basically I am a horny bloke who fancies getting off on line, with a "nice" girl, as i sit here on my desert Island.

Hiya B.B.; Welcum to Lit and the Playground. Jump right in, have a laugh or two, and I'm sure before you know it, you'll feel like one of the gang.
Hmm, do I take it that you've never had the pleasure of cyber? You saying that you fancy it and what not. Well Dear, I'm sure that you'll find someone to accomidate you here, sure are enough pervs running around the Playground to suit any sexual taste.
Enjoy yourself and try and stay under that coconut tree I would hate to see you blister from too much sun!


-kym- Oiled up and soaking up those UV rays

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[cookiejar]

Welcome to Lit baldbart....have fun!!!

 

[charmed1]

Welcome to Lit.
Hope you enjoy yourself her and make lots of friends!


Charmed

 

[jussforfun]

G'day Bald Bart, welcome to Lit!!! I too am a new user been on about two weeks now! these people are so cool, you'll feel at home so quick, it'll make yer head spin!!!
Have fun...

 

[starkpic]

Welcome Bart! Hope to see you on the threads here. I'm told there are some very pleasant ladies around here somewhere.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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