New Guy on here

[nudeguy76]

Im new on Lit, new as signed on. Ive been reading and enjoying stories for quite a long time. Since i joined the site, ive got in closer contact with other members. As i post and reply to you all, ive been encouraged to share and post my own stories. I never thought someone would want to hear what i was up to! Should i post a story? Please read something i previously posted, and if you want me to share more. I did post a half story, asking if readers wanted to hear the rest....but no response

 

[Handley_Page]

Im new on Lit, new as signed on. Ive been reading and enjoying stories for quite a long time. Since i joined the site, ive got in closer contact with other members. As i post and reply to you all, ive been encouraged to share and post my own stories. I never thought someone would want to hear what i was up to! Should i post a story? Please read something i previously posted, and if you want me to share more. I did post a half story, asking if readers wanted to hear the rest....but no response

Firstly, welcome to the AH.

If I could make a suggestion or two ?
1. Seek an editor.
2. Finish your story and polish it so its the best; the sort you want to read:
Use good punctuation, spelling and proper English.
3. Let your editor help you.
4. Ignore the trolls.

 

[nudeguy76]

Thank you for the input. Finding an editor makes a lot of sense, and i hadnt thought that deep into it. You are so right about spelling too!

 

[PennLady]

Thank you for the input. Finding an editor makes a lot of sense, and i hadnt thought that deep into it. You are so right about spelling too!

Welcome and good luck.

If you want to write something and post it, then do so. That's about the only answer to "should I post a story." Also, if you'd like people to read what you have up, it's good form to provide a link to the story.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello and welcome. Have you tried the biscotti?

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

Your gift basket should have contained free coupons for unlimited capitalization and punctuation. If you didn't get yours, please stop by the reception desk.

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the madhouse.

I rent shark suits for newbies that write in the loving wives category. Go read some of the comments and you'll find out why.

 

[CDWilder]

Welcome to the madhouse.

I rent shark suits for newbies that write in the loving wives category. Go read some of the comments and you'll find out why.

This.

And welcome to our little corner of the world.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Hello and welcome. Have you tried the biscotti?

Shhh we're all out of biscotti. We do have a few Ritz though.

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Shhh we're all out of biscotti. We do have a few Ritz though.

Excuse me? I will have you know that when I showed up here in 2004 I brought with me a pallet of biscotti, and only about five people have tried it. It's not my fault that everyone thinks it's just a heap of moldy old... mold... now... Ok, maybe it's a little bit my fault

 

[glynndah]

Excuse me? I will have you know that when I showed up here in 2004 I brought with me a pallet of biscotti, and only about five people have tried it. It's not my fault that everyone thinks it's just a heap of moldy old... mold... now... Ok, maybe it's a little bit my fault

Yikes! I tried some of that biscotti when I started. *checks TGP's join date* Whew! Just six months.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Welcome, to the club, new guy. Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride.

 

[TxRad]

Yikes! I tried some of that biscotti when I started. *checks TGP's join date* Whew! Just six months.

I'm luckier. It was only a month old when I showed up.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You know, my sister is a baker. I should really ask her if she could make some new biscotti...

 

[TE999]

Hey TG, there's some dude out here from the Health Department looking for you. Something about spoiled biscotti and food poisoning; I didn't catch all of it, but he's ... Uh ... Hey, where you goin' so fast?

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Well you can show him the Ritz, they're so chock full of chemicals they never spoil. And here, hold this baggie for me.

 

[glynndah]

I'm luckier. It was only a month old when I showed up.

Since I really don't like biscotti, I just nibbled. I should be safe.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Enjoy the experience, smoke a bong and mellow into the story.

Welcome and feel free to be who your inner writer needs to be.

RJ

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hey TG, there's some dude out here from the Health Department looking for you. Something about spoiled biscotti and food poisoning; I didn't catch all of it, but he's ... Uh ... Hey, where you goin' so fast?

What was that? I can't hear you over the roaring of my V8 as I drive away at 100+ miles per... oh shit, it's the fuzz!

 

[nudeguy76]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

Your gift basket should have contained free coupons for unlimited capitalization and punctuation. If you didn't get yours, please stop by the reception desk.

I like your reply. Punctuation!

 

[nudeguy76]

Welcome to the madhouse.

I rent shark suits for newbies that write in the loving wives category. Go read some of the comments and you'll find out why.

Im going to check your stories out now.....

 

[nudeguy76]

Welcome to the madhouse.

I rent shark suits for newbies that write in the loving wives category. Go read some of the comments and you'll find out why.

Thanks. Ive read some of your stories that you have posted on here. Really enjoyed them!

 

[TxRad]

Thanks. Ive read some of your stories that you have posted on here. Really enjoyed them!

Thank you

 

[glynndah]

I like your reply. Punctuation!

Whee!