New Fall TV Schedule

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhh wow .... here in Canada we have been bombarded ... not only with new fall shows ... but also with new stations - some cool ones are:

SexTV
Scream (all horror flics - their slogan is actually "We are here to freak you out" ... lol)
Pride TV (gay programming)
Drive-In (all "B" type movies ... hilarious)
... and oh so much more

as for the new fall shows ... this is a bit of shit and giggles:

NBC

8:00 Friends

8:30 Girlfriends

9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends

9:30 My Gay Friends

10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don't

FOX

8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain

8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape

9:00 Jiggle It Beach

9:30 LA Chicks

10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

UPN

8:00 The Unwatchables

8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings

9:00 Theoretically Existing Show

9:30 Praying For Syndication

10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

LIFETIME

8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?

9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband in Self-Defense

10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

TNN

8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped in Pigturd!

8:30 Roadkill Recipe to Warm the Cockles of Your Heart

9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae

9:30 Sheeeeeeee-ewt!

10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get the Rifle From the Truck

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Man came by to hook up my cable TV
We settled in for the night my baby and me
We switched 'round and 'round till half-past dawn
There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on
~Bruce Springsteen~

 

[bluntforcemama]

LOL.... if only I had time for TV *sigh*

 

[Thumper]

Isabella!

Think we could get a show of our own?

On sex TV? Just might assuage that exhibitionist side of me dontcha think?

Every week we could have a member of Lit co-star

Now for the theme song...

"Anything Goes" by GnR?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Boob Tube

quoi, cheri? your exhibitionist side? ... now you know that i luv every damn side of you, baby ...

our own TV show, eh?

wellll ... i guess it could be sort of like Wayne's World ... <but called Hare's House lmao>...

and with the seedy underside of literotica postings .... literotica threads ... literotica sexual madness ... lmao ..

and we could have a call-in segment ... phone sexual madness ... lol ...

a theme song? hmmmm .... well yea definitely it would have to be hard rock ... with a wabbit headbanger approach ...

oh ... have you heard of an 80's Canadian band The Headpins (with Darby Mills)? ... Feel it ... Feel my Body ...

or hey .... maybe we could call the show ..

Lit's Clits

... hee heee ...
________________________
I know what you're doing ....
I know what you're doing tonight ...
~The Headpins~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A friend of mine's series has just been picked up. Woo-hoo. His last one was cancelled after a season and a half, so he's breathing easier now and can keep his house, and I can keep going over there and mooch out of his fridge and swim in his pool and he stays famous enough to keep handing my scripts to A list players so one day I'll sell a big budgt film and get rich so I can buy this Internet thing and get rid of all the Britney Spears fan-sites and fucking e-Bay and turn the web into ONE GIANT LITEROTICA FORUM.