CutieMouse
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I'm not sure what a golf clap is, let alone a kinky one. Maybe I can Google it. But, my violet wand needs electricity. Your scenario of the great outdoors would require a lengthy extension cord. The longest I have is 100' and that's not really long enough for any gymnastics.CutieMouse said:Very nicely done, DVS.
*kinky golf clap*
(... wonders what mental gymnastics DVS will do with that image... balls, clubs, tees, the great outdoors and his ever present violet wands & rope... nope... never mind... I think I just scared myself... I'm not sure I wanna know... forget I said anything... lol)
graceanne said:Hey, there. I LOVE your nickname.
CookiePuss said:Thank you. I love your avatar; very sexy.
How did you add it by the way? I don't have the option to add one, only to remove.
Catherine
CookiePuss said:Thank you. I love your avatar; very sexy.
How did you add it by the way? I don't have the option to add one, only to remove.
Catherine
Oh, God! Didn't anybody warn you about Gracie? She um...likes to...uhh, well she um...your nick is uhhhh...well, welcome to the forums. I see you've already met Gracie. There's something strangely interesting about her. She likes cookies. She um...eats them. That smile on her face? Don't trust it. She's just showing you her teeth. It's a warning sign...kind of like when you hear a rattle snake's rattle.CookiePuss said:Thank you. I love your avatar; very sexy.
How did you add it by the way? I don't have the option to add one, only to remove.
Catherine
DVS said:Oh, God! Didn't anybody warn you about Gracie? She um...likes to...uhh, well she um...your nick is uhhhh...well, welcome to the forums. I see you've already met Gracie. There's something strangely interesting about her. She likes cookies. She um...eats them. That smile on her face? Don't trust it. She's just showing you her teeth. It's a warning sign...kind of like when you hear a rattle snake's rattle.
She's a little monster. She steals cookies from everybody else and stashes them away...like someone else might do with gold or money. Oh, God...didn't you say you were a banker? Shit! You're doomed. No wonder she was so quick to welcome you here.
Those teeth? Don't worry...they're sharp, so I think it will be quick. I don't think it will be painless, though. After all, this is Gracie we're talking about. You'd think she was a Dom, the way she acts, when cookies are involved.
Oh, It's been nice knowing you.
Hey, there is one way you can maybe keep her her happy and satisfied and away from you. Cookies. Do you bake? She likes them all, but mostly those with chocolate in them.
Another thing you might try...give a bunch of cookies to someone else, then point to that person and yell real loud..."Look over there, Gracie. Cookies!" Sure, it's mean to do that to another person...but better them than you, right?
LadyAgie said:Hey! CookiePuss is quite safe around Gracie! She'd much rather have chocolate than cookies
Hi CookiePuss I'm glad to see you on the boards
Gracie's my absolutely bestest friend lol We just have to make sure she has plenty of chocolate before bedtime
It gets damn scary around here, sometimes.graceanne said:When's bedtime? I decree that now is bedtime AND I WANT MY COOKIE!
I know where you live!
Cookiepuss, you know how to read the secret white text in someone's post, don't you? If not, you should learn how to. Fresh meat newbies. LOL. That's a good one, Gracie.graceanne said:Hey! Don't scare away the fresh meatnewbies! But as long as you're telling secrets . . .
WATCH OUT FOR YOUR ASS AROUND DVS. I try to keep my back to the wall, just so he doesn't get any ideas.
DVS said:Cookiepuss, you know how to read the secret white text in someone's post, don't you? If not, you should learn how to. Fresh meat newbies. LOL. That's a good one, Gracie.
I said Gracie is scary, but she's not stupid. She's correct about my love for tight feminine...ass. And, I'm quite proud of my anal fetish. Maybe I should introduce myself.
My name is DVS and yes, I AM anal pervert.
DVS said:It gets damn scary around here, sometimes.
It's not bedtime. It won't be bedtime for another month or so. You'll get your cookie then. Chill!graceanne said:Do you have my cookie!?! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
DVS said:It's not bedtime. It won't be bedtime for another month or so. You'll get your cookie then. Chill!
No no. You're confusing sleep time with bed time. One, you go to sleep. The other, you go to bed. Come on. Don't you see the difference?graceanne said:ANOTHER MONTH OR TWO?
Dude you don't wanna see me if I don't get to sleep every day. Not even cookies would chear me up.
DVS said:No no. You're confusing sleep time with bed time. One, you go to sleep. The other, you go to bed. Come on. Don't you see the difference?
Here's a cookie to munch on, while your thinking about this.
What? OK...take 'em all. Subs. Jeeezzz!