New Beginnings

[tryingsumtinnew]

There is supposed to be no drama here? Well I am so disappointed.

However, I will provide a joke that I hope at least a few of you have not seen before.

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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.

The attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?"

The coroner said, "No."

The attorney then asked, "Did you listen for a heart beat?"

"No."

"Did you check for breathing?"

"No."

"So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"

"Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

How is everyone tonight?

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Trying

So nice, very nice Bravo !! Awwww Sweet Amber smile.

Thank you GE, she is very inspirational but I'm sure you already know that. LOL


How are you tonight my dear?

 

[kikmosa]

Very funny joke TSN.

 

[SexyAmber]

*runs in out of breath throwing up her hands in the air* I'm HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who wants to be bartender and what did I miss

TSN looking mighty fine tonight in the abocromie (i will spell it different everytime I swear)

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Very funny joke TSN.

Yes it was funny Kiki, but it was Celtic's. I can take no credit for it.

How are you tonight?

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

*runs in out of breath throwing up her hands in the air* I'm HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who wants to be bartender and what did I miss

TSN looking mighty fine tonight in the abocromie (i will spell it different everytime I swear)

I'll take a Becks Dark draft since you are asking.


You look beautiful tonight yourself baby. Now come here and kiss me you fool.

 

[SexyAmber]

I'll take a Becks Dark draft since you are asking.


You look beautiful tonight yourself baby. Now come here and kiss me you fool.

*pounces wrapping her leg around his waist and kisses him hard* you get the drinks and I will stay with you

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

*pounces wrapping her leg around his waist and kisses him hard* you get the drinks and I will stay with you

*walking over to the bar with Amber attached to me*


What would you like my love?

 

[SexyAmber]

*walking over to the bar with Amber attached to me*


What would you like my love?

One of those Alligator ones you made that time!

*wiggles all excited and gives kisses all over his face*

Where did Kiki go

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

One of those Alligator ones you made that time!

*wiggles all excited and gives kisses all over his face*

Where did Kiki go

Ah, two Crocodile Coolers coming up.



I'm not sure where she went.

 

[whspr]

Good Evening you all....

Looks like you've had fun while I was at work...<smiles>

It's great in here...

<settles back in an easy chair>

soft kisses,
whspr

 

[SexyAmber]

Good Evening you all....

Looks like you've had fun while I was at work...<smiles>

It's great in here...

<settles back in an easy chair>

soft kisses,
whspr

AWE Whspr is here...make yourself comfy beautiful...drinks are on me

How was your night?

 

[Freya]

It's Abercrombie you friggin dork!

Chicago, we like fuzzy guy - bring as many as you can.

Hey Blarney, have you heard El Tango De Roxanne? It's the Spanish version of the police song from the Moulon rouge soundtrack - great song!

Hi Whispr and Kiki and Celt!

 

[SexyAmber]

I still can't spell it

But if it looks like this I want it!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Hello Whspr, welcome to NB.



Ok who want's to do some Lemon Drop body shots?

 

[SexyAmber]

Hello Whspr, welcome to NB.



Ok who want's to do some Lemon Drop body shots?

Me *raises her hand*

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Me *raises her hand*

*takes her by the hand and leads her to the bar. opening her blouse, i squeeze some lemon juice on both nipples to get them nice and wet. pouring sugar over both nipples to coat them good, i get out a bottle of Absolute Lemon. taking the bottle and turning it upside down between her ample breasts, my mouth at her navel to gather it all up. coming up and sucking on both nipples till all the sugar is gone.*


Mmmm, now that is what I call a shot.

 

[SexyAmber]

I wanna see these two people fuck!

 

[whspr]

Thank you Amber...you are too good to me....

Hey Freya...hope you are doing good sweetie...

hello there TSN....nice to meet you.....

MMMMmmmmmm....Lemon Drop body shots sounds yummy!!!

soft kisses,
whspr

 

[SexyAmber]

*takes her by the hand and leads her to the bar. opening her blouse, i squeeze some lemon juice on both nipples to get them nice and wet. pouring sugar over both nipples to coat them good, i get out a bottle of Absolute Lemon. taking the bottle and turning it upside down between her ample breasts, my mouth at her navel to gather it all up. coming up and sucking on both nipples till all the sugar is gone.*


Mmmm, now that is what I call a shot.

*moans loudly and fingertips brush his shoulders, gripping lightly, arching her body toward his amazing mouth as he arouses her nipples to stiff little peaks* Oh god...you can drink all the time if that is how you do it!

 

[SexyAmber]

Thank you Amber...you are too good to me....

Hey Freya...hope you are doing good sweetie...

hello there TSN....nice to meet you.....

MMMMmmmmmm....Lemon Drop body shots sounds yummy!!!

soft kisses,
whspr

WHSPR!!!!!!! Welcome back...TSN love line her up some shots!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

I wanna see these two people fuck!

And you will.



Soon, very very soon my love kitten.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

WHSPR!!!!!!! Welcome back...TSN love line her up some shots!

Ok three Crocodile Coolers coming up.


Here ya go ladies, cheers.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

*moans loudly and fingertips brush his shoulders, gripping lightly, arching her body toward his amazing mouth as he arouses her nipples to stiff little peaks* Oh god...you can drink all the time if that is how you do it!

Just wait till we do the Jellybean body shots.

 

[SexyAmber]

Ok three Crocodile Coolers coming up.


Here ya go ladies, cheers.

thank you baby...whoohooo cheers!