New Beginnings

Eazy E's version is better. From Straight Outta Compton:

You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

But see, quoting Eazy E has no comedic value. Where as quoting Vanilla Ice does. Like people just walk around quoting Vanilla Ice like gospel - killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom....cookin MC's like a pound of bacon .... Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9 .... ragtop down so my hair can blow...

No street cred = comedy gold.

*throat punch*

It may not be comedic to quote Eazy E, but it's gold all the same.
 
But see, quoting Eazy E has no comedic value. Where as quoting Vanilla Ice does. Like people just walk around quoting Vanilla Ice like gospel - killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom....cookin MC's like a pound of bacon .... Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9 .... ragtop down so my hair can blow...

No street cred = comedy gold.

*throat punch*[/QUOTE]


It hurts me, really it does. Insulting my uncle like that.
 
Love how that thong just casually falls to one side of that delicious ass.
There ya go farmguy

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Love how that thong just casually falls to one side of that delicious ass.

hehe...I think I had been tugging on it...

Can't wait!!!

here I am...rock me like a hurricane!

Food and lesbian love....Nice.

I do like pie...:cattail:

But see, quoting Eazy E has no comedic value. Where as quoting Vanilla Ice does. Like people just walk around quoting Vanilla Ice like gospel - killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom....cookin MC's like a pound of bacon .... Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9 .... ragtop down so my hair can blow...

No street cred = comedy gold.

*throat punch*


It hurts me, really it does. Insulting my uncle like that.[/QUOTE]

Where does it hurt? I'll kiss it better.

And quoting vanilla ice on top of it. Can you get any fucking sexier?

Maybe if you were on top of me? Would that be sexier?
This isn't good...I'm horny.

Gorgeous lady your leftovers are absolutely delicious!

Thank you!
 
It is, isn't it? :devil: Someday I should write a story about the first time I ate pie...;) I have one waiting to be published and another I'm submitting after that. But then...:cattail:



Yes. Ice is back with a brand new invention....

..."Something grabs a hold of me tightly...Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly"...
(doing the running man in my office)
 
Sooo confused

What does eating pie have to do with anything?
Oh... Cherry pie? Mine was hot... As in .. In a hot tent!!
The whole tent (big walk in one) smelled like hot pie
Scary!!! Even with encouraging words and hands guiding me for my first taste
It is supposed to get gooey right?
Is it ok to get it all over your face as you eat?
 
Absolutely. I do love warm, sweet pie :D

We all sound like we're mis-quoting American Pie

*perks ears*:D

Pussy...I was talking about eating pussy. :cattail:

Tugging on it would be an understatement for sure. More like snached on.

um. what??????

..."Something grabs a hold of me tightly...Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly"...
(doing the running man in my office)

hahahaha, pics or it didn't happen baby boo


Mmmhmm

What does eating pie have to do with anything?
Oh... Cherry pie? Mine was hot... As in .. In a hot tent!!
The whole tent (big walk in one) smelled like hot pie
Scary!!! Even with encouraging words and hands guiding me for my first taste
It is supposed to get gooey right?
Is it ok to get it all over your face as you eat?

What is happening here????????
 
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