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Eazy E's version is better. From Straight Outta Compton:
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton
But see, quoting Eazy E has no comedic value. Where as quoting Vanilla Ice does. Like people just walk around quoting Vanilla Ice like gospel - killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom....cookin MC's like a pound of bacon .... Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9 .... ragtop down so my hair can blow...
No street cred = comedy gold.
*throat punch*
hahahahaha
Im gonna go eat some dinner...and some pie...
Skype got cancelled. I'll be back for more verbal abuse.
hahahahaha
Im gonna go eat some dinner...and some pie...
Skype got cancelled. I'll be back for more verbal abuse.
There ya go farmguy
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Love how that thong just casually falls to one side of that delicious ass.
Can't wait!!!
Food and lesbian love....Nice.

But see, quoting Eazy E has no comedic value. Where as quoting Vanilla Ice does. Like people just walk around quoting Vanilla Ice like gospel - killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom....cookin MC's like a pound of bacon .... Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a 9 .... ragtop down so my hair can blow...
No street cred = comedy gold.
*throat punch*
And quoting vanilla ice on top of it. Can you get any fucking sexier?
Gorgeous lady your leftovers are absolutely delicious!

I'll settle for a taste![]()

Where does it hurt? I'll kiss it better.
My trachea![]()
I do like pie...
This isn't good...I'm horny.

Oh that is so hot!![]()
Someday I should write a story about the first time I ate pie...
..."stop... collaborate and listen."
It is, isn't it?Someday I should write a story about the first time I ate pie...
I have one waiting to be published and another I'm submitting after that. But then...
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It is, isn't it?Someday I should write a story about the first time I ate pie...
I have one waiting to be published and another I'm submitting after that. But then...
Yes. Ice is back with a brand new invention....
This isn't good...I'm horny.
Absolutely. I do love warm, sweet pie![]()
*perks ears*![]()
Tugging on it would be an understatement for sure. More like snached on.
..."Something grabs a hold of me tightly...Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly"...
(doing the running man in my office)
Teehee
What does eating pie have to do with anything?
Oh... Cherry pie? Mine was hot... As in .. In a hot tent!!
The whole tent (big walk in one) smelled like hot pie
Scary!!! Even with encouraging words and hands guiding me for my first taste
It is supposed to get gooey right?
Is it ok to get it all over your face as you eat?