Never Email Avalanche

[Laurel]

1) Find a post by Never.

2) Click on the "email" button beneath it.

3) Send her a cheery letter. (She's having a tough time right now.)

Let's see if we can fill up her mailbox.

 

[cymbidia]

I did it.

 

[Never]

Oh. You're the reason I have 20 e-mails from people I've never heard of asking me to have.. intimate sexual relations with them.
Laurel, you're too sweet for words. If there were more friends like you the word would be a better place.

cymbidia, I think I'd like to bite your nipple.

 

[Mensa]

OH! HELL!!!

Oh. You're the reason I have 20 e-mails from people I've never heard of asking me to have.. intimate sexual relations with them.
.

Intimate sexual relations?!?! Now why didn't I think of that!

 

[PacificBlue]

Oh. You're the reason I have 20 e-mails from people I've never heard of asking me to have.. intimate sexual relations with them.

I did not!


Now that you mention it though...are you free?

 

[Never]

You must understand that I have a busy schedule Pacific Blue and that I can't work you in for sex at the drop of a hat. These thing have to be prearranged and the right decorator hired, a symphony and doves.
With this in mind I might be able to work you in for.. right now?

 

[CFOL]

Who is this Avalanche person, and why should I never e-mail him/her? I just don't get these threads sometimes.

 

[cymbidia]

cymbidia, I think I'd like to bite your nipple.

Come on then, darlin'. It's time you put all this book learning you're getting here at Lit to practical use. You bite mine and then i'll bite yours... gently, my teeth just brushing the very tip of one nipple while my fingertips brush the other, then switching sides, my tongue sliding down the curve of one breast and over to the tip of the other, tasting you. Come on... you started it.

 

[PacificBlue]

You must understand that I have a busy schedule Pacific Blue and that I can't work you in for sex at the drop of a hat. These thing have to be prearranged and the right decorator hired, a symphony and doves.
With this in mind I might be able to work you in for.. right now?

ooohhhhh...Morning sex!!!

(ok, I just saw the original message was sent last night but I'm hoping you won't remember that)