Never argue with a woman

[Calamity Jane]

I just got this and thought it was amusing. I'm punishing y'all by sharing.

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.

Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "duh-isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.

 

[lobito]

The never arguing with a woman part is enough for me, let alone the fact that she can read.

 

[lovetoread]

Heh..

 

[freescorfr]

Iguanas, fish, horses and stories. You're hard to keep up with PCG, and it's all great!

Rowing boats are romantic, but punts are romanticker.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Romaticker?

Iguanas, fish, horses and stories. You're hard to keep up with PCG, and it's all great!

Rowing boats are romantic, but punts are romanticker.

I think my kayak is pretty romantic. Of course, I'm all alone in it, so perhaps that makes me a freak.

 

[Tyrael]

Re: Romaticker?

I think my kayak is pretty romantic. Of course, I'm all alone in it, so perhaps that makes me a freak.

Not really. Heh!

You just need to give folks enough time to get there with you before you float off.

 

[unclej]

i think my sig line says all i've got to say on the subject.......if that's ok...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hehe i will remember that

 

[unclej]

yeah, i wish i had.

 

[DevilBoy79]

eh argueing with a woman it hard as anything, cute post

 

[Nicodemus]

Any smart will know that argueing with a woman is not a wise move. Pick the times you do so carefully.....

Nic,

ps....even when you win you lose, she who owns the pussy can always hold it for ransom.