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[SexyCleric]

Sigh...if only...

Seriously. Vess' a good kid. *Nod*

Nerds, I have, for scientific purposes, discovered, as the good Dr. Tam has said, the true evil that is sake. It is an insidious stuff, and I suggest we ban it from the lands; not only does it taste like exactly what it is, it will get you drunk.

Finished drinking at two, and woke up at eight-thirty. Still intoxicated.

Also, reasonably sure I was called a gaijinn(SP?) last night.

 

[Vessira]

Seriously. Vess' a good kid. *Nod*

Nerds, I have, for scientific purposes, discovered, as the good Dr. Tam has said, the true evil that is sake. It is an insidious stuff, and I suggest we ban it from the lands; not only does it taste like exactly what it is, it will get you drunk.

Finished drinking at two, and woke up at eight-thirty. Still intoxicated.

Also, reasonably sure I was called a gaijinn(SP?) last night.

Yeah, but how went the plan to corrupt the ex?

 

[SexyCleric]

Yeah, but how went the plan to corrupt the ex?

Long story. I'll tell you later.

 

[Vessira]

Long story. I'll tell you later.

/taps foot impatiently

 

[SexyCleric]

/taps foot impatiently

Keep your panties on! Or don't. Whichever.

The mark of a good story teller is proper pacing to build anticipation.

 

[Vessira]

Keep your panties on! Or don't. Whichever.

The mark of a good story teller is proper pacing to build anticipation.

Yeah yeah, I know, you just LOVE to keep me waiting for things.

 

[Palmetto13]

Seriously. Vess' a good kid. *Nod*

Nerds, I have, for scientific purposes, discovered, as the good Dr. Tam has said, the true evil that is sake. It is an insidious stuff, and I suggest we ban it from the lands; not only does it taste like exactly what it is, it will get you drunk.

Finished drinking at two, and woke up at eight-thirty. Still intoxicated.

Also, reasonably sure I was called a gaijinn(SP?) last night.

酒は神の飲み物よ！クレリクーさんは外人ですね。

Sake is good, and I will not have you saying otherwise.

 

[SexyCleric]

Yeah yeah, I know, you just LOVE to keep me waiting for things.

Hobby.

Palm, it's rotten rice. Insidious.
Cold, warm, or hot.

 

[Palmetto13]

Hobby.

Palm, it's rotten rice. Insidious.
Cold, warm, or hot.

Silly gai-jin...you all just don't know any better...

 

[Vessira]

Anyone else now picturing Cleric and Palmy naked, in warm oil and wrastlin' this out?

...

Just me then. Yeah, really need to get this itch scratched at Dragon*Con then. /sigh

 

[RavenousRae]

Anyone else now picturing Cleric and Palmy naked, in warm oil and wrastlin' this out?

...

Just me then. Yeah, really need to get this itch scratched at Dragon*Con then. /sigh

I wasn't until you mentioned it, now I am

 

[Palmetto13]

Anyone else now picturing Cleric and Palmy naked, in warm oil and wrastlin' this out?

...

Just me then. Yeah, really need to get this itch scratched at Dragon*Con then. /sigh

Cleric, I'm OK with just hashing this out the good ol' fashioned manly way (dice) if you are...

 

[Vessira]

I wasn't until you mentioned it, now I am

Glad you're back Rae!

 

[SexyCleric]

Cleric, I'm OK with just hashing this out the good ol' fashioned manly way (dice) if you are...

Dice are good, but I do believe the crowd has called for oiled man fighting.

Hell, I didn't have any dignity left anyway.

 

[RavenousRae]

Glad you're back Rae!

Thanks, it's really only b/c I'm a bit hornier these days - ha

And by the way, I saw both District 9 and Inglourious Basterds but I think the latter was more my style. District 9 was fascinating but gory as hell and more depressing than killing Nazi's! Plus there are much more attractive men in Inglourious Basterds

Dice are good, but I do believe the crowd has called for oiled man fighting.

Hell, I didn't have any dignity left anyway.

Oiled men fighting, oh boy. For some reason that makes me think of sumo wrestling.

 

[SexyCleric]

Thanks, it's really only b/c I'm a bit hornier these days - ha

And by the way, I saw both District 9 and Inglourious Basterds but I think the latter was more my style. District 9 was fascinating but gory as hell and more depressing than killing Nazi's! Plus there are much more attractive men in Inglourious Basterds



Oiled men fighting, oh boy. For some reason that makes me think of sumo wrestling.

Give an inch... Geez.

 

[RavenousRae]

Give an inch... Geez.

Come on, don't you want to try sumo wrestling!

 

[Palmetto13]

Dice are good, but I do believe the crowd has called for oiled man fighting.

Hell, I didn't have any dignity left anyway.

Fine, but if I may make a request - I prefer extra virgin olive oil. Bring it.

Thanks, it's really only b/c I'm a bit hornier these days - ha

I see nothing wrong with the above.

 

[RavenousRae]

Fine, but if I may make a request - I prefer extra virgin olive oil. Bring it.



I see nothing wrong with the above.

Olive oil! That's gonna be sticky, you'll be nice and glisteny though

 

[SexyCleric]

Come on, don't you want to try sumo wrestling!

I'm not opposed. I says it before, and I says it again; there are precious few levels I won't stoop to to entertain friends.

Palm, extra virgin it is.
*Dice clatter* Shit. My grapple check is only a 13.

 

[Palmetto13]

I'm not opposed. I says it before, and I says it again; there are precious few levels I won't stoop to to entertain friends.

Palm, extra virgin it is.
*Dice clatter* Shit. My grapple check is only a 13.

15+Str Modifier-penalty for being doused in olive oil=?

Does this mean I get first takedown?

 

[SexyCleric]

15+Str Modifier-penalty for being doused in olive oil=?

Does this mean I get first takedown?

Probably. I figured, a -2 penalty would be in order, so as long as you have a +1 Str mod or better, you got it.

But the Grease spell sets a precedent here. +10 circumstance bonus to Escape Artist to slip out of grapples, so I doubt either of us could make much head way.

Of course, the finer mechanics of grappling in the D20 system is probably not what the female population would be here for, eh?

 

[Palmetto13]

Probably. I figured, a -2 penalty would be in order, so as long as you have a +1 Str mod or better, you got it.

But the Grease spell sets a precedent here. +10 circumstance bonus to Escape Artist to slip out of grapples, so I doubt either of us could make much head way.

Of course, the finer mechanics of grappling in the D20 system is probably not what the female population would be here for, eh?

Yeah, you're probably right. I propose a truce. However, for Vess and Rae, I also propose we stay covered in the EVOO for the rest of the evening. Shake?

 

[SexyCleric]

Yeah, you're probably right. I propose a truce. However, for Vess and Rae, I also propose we stay covered in the EVOO for the rest of the evening. Shake?

I'd shake on that.
Sounds like a terrific plan to me. I spend any evening I can in the buff anyway.

How's your evening been going nerds?

 

[Vessira]

I'd shake on that.
Sounds like a terrific plan to me. I spend any evening I can in the buff anyway.

How's your evening been going nerds?

Have I mentioned that my apartment has naked time every night? You're always welcome...