Nerd Power!

[Vessira]

So, emaciation leads to invisibility...

Interesting.

That's what I'm telling myself, yes.

 

[tolyk]

That's what I'm telling myself, yes.

So.. what exactly equates to invisibility then? Do you rate it off BMI? Or some other arcanely complex system?

 

[tolyk]

So.. what exactly equates to invisibility then? Do you rate it off BMI? Or some other arcanely complex system?

The reason I ask is because I'm 5'11" and about 139 pounds..

 

[SexyCleric]

So.. what exactly equates to invisibility then? Do you rate it off BMI? Or some other arcanely complex system?

*Cracks knuckles*

Alright, here we go...
I'm gonna wing this one pretty hard, so bear with me.

You'll need a one hundred watt lightbulb, one of those movie light measuring devices, and an assistant.

Hold the light about six inches away from your arm.
After three seconds, have your assistant take a light behind your arm.

Your Invisibility Factor is the number of lumines that pass through your arm successfully. Higher the IF, the more invisible you are.

 

[tolyk]

*Cracks knuckles*

Alright, here we go...
I'm gonna wing this one pretty hard, so bear with me.

You'll need a one hundred watt lightbulb, one of those movie light measuring devices, and an assistant.

Hold the light about six inches away from your arm.
After three seconds, have your assistant take a light behind your arm.

Your Invisibility Factor is the number of lumines that pass through your arm successfully. Higher the IF, the more invisible you are.

Nice work But I still look nerdier than you

 

[SexyCleric]

Nice work But I still look nerdier than you

Indeed. Indeed.

Whether through design or accident, I actually display little to no nerdly physical traits.

I'm a medium build, just shy of 6', and no glasses.
Other than my pasty skin tone, you'd have to listen to me talk to detect my nerdliness.

Imagine the young lass's surprise when a decently normal looking guy opens his mouth, and a shocking amount of nerd speak comes out.

 

[tolyk]

Indeed. Indeed.

Whether through design or accident, I actually display little to no nerdly physical traits.

I'm a medium build, just shy of 6', and no glasses.
Other than my pasty skin tone, you'd have to listen to me talk to detect my nerdliness.

Imagine the young lass's surprise when a decently normal looking guy opens his mouth, and a shocking amount of nerd speak comes out.

I display no nerd traits normally.. even with my glasses on I don't tend to look nerdy now.. It's the goatee. When I shave.. well..

 

[Spins]

Indeed. Indeed.

Whether through design or accident, I actually display little to no nerdly physical traits.

I'm a medium build, just shy of 6', and no glasses.
Other than my pasty skin tone, you'd have to listen to me talk to detect my nerdliness.

Imagine the young lass's surprise when a decently normal looking guy opens his mouth, and a shocking amount of nerd speak comes out.

You don't think she knows due to the hair?

 

[SexyCleric]

I display no nerd traits normally.. even with my glasses on I don't tend to look nerdy now.. It's the goatee. When I shave.. well..

Facial hair. Bah.
Can't stand the stuff myself.

I mean, it looks ridiculous on me.
The hair on my head is red, but a darker shade, so it doesn't really stand out that much.

My face though... Good fucking law...
It's orange.
Bright, safety vest orange.

Plus, as an irish man, it grows like a weed.
I have 5:00 shadow at noon.

 

[RavenousRae]

Indeed. Indeed.

Whether through design or accident, I actually display little to no nerdly physical traits.

I'm a medium build, just shy of 6', and no glasses.
Other than my pasty skin tone, you'd have to listen to me talk to detect my nerdliness.

Imagine the young lass's surprise when a decently normal looking guy opens his mouth, and a shocking amount of nerd speak comes out.

An attractive nerd! And you're on the East Coast This bodes well for me.

 

[SexyCleric]

An attractive nerd! And you're on the East Coast This bodes well for me.

Tut, tut, my dear.
I never said attractive.
Nor would I lie and imply that.

Hell, if I were attractive, I would lose my title of High Cleric of the Nerd Thread, wouldn't I?

And East Coast forever!

 

[RavenousRae]

Tut, tut, my dear.
I never said attractive.
Nor would I lie and imply that.

Hell, if I were attractive, I would lose my title of High Cleric of the Nerd Thread, wouldn't I?

And East Coast forever!

Nerd doesn't equate unattractive, I also think as High Cleric you have the ability to undue silly sterotypes.

 

[SexyCleric]

Nerd doesn't equate unattractive, I also think as High Cleric you have the ability to undue silly sterotypes.

You're 100% right, nerd does not equate to unattractive.
No, being pasty and hairy does the unattraction for me.

As for exercising some executive power...
*Stretch*

I hereby proclaim intellect, mechanical pencils, computer knowledge, and reading to be considered desirable, sexually attractive traits.

Using words like Loquacious, Exuberant, and Perturbed will make comely young lads and lasses weak in the knees.

Lastly, all bars, clubs, and coffee houses shall henceforth be required to facilitate WiFi connections.

Hail to the Cleric, baby.

 

[SexyCleric]

And with this blow, does history forever change...

In the words of the great Richard Pryor;
I'm out bitches.

Good night, and good hunting.

 

[Lovin_to_death]

You're 100% right, nerd does not equate to unattractive.
No, being pasty and hairy does the unattraction for me.

As for exercising some executive power...
*Stretch*

I hereby proclaim intellect, mechanical pencils, computer knowledge, and reading to be considered desirable, sexually attractive traits.

Using words like Loquacious, Exuberant, and Perturbed will make comely young lads and lasses weak in the knees.

Lastly, all bars, clubs, and coffee houses shall henceforth be required to facilitate WiFi connections.

Hail to the Cleric, baby.

HAIL CLERIC I pledge my ball point pen to your calling

 

[Spins]

I would like it to be known that I don't follow the Cleric or believe in his ways.

I'm just here for the cheese.

 

[RavenousRae]

I would like it to be known that I don't follow the Cleric or believe in his ways.

I'm just here for the cheese.

cheese? what kind

 

[Spins]

cheese? what kind

The good kind?

 

[lil_squirter]

You're 100% right, nerd does not equate to unattractive.
No, being pasty and hairy does the unattraction for me.

As for exercising some executive power...
*Stretch*

I hereby proclaim intellect, mechanical pencils, computer knowledge, and reading to be considered desirable, sexually attractive traits.

Using words like Loquacious, Exuberant, and Perturbed will make comely young lads and lasses weak in the knees.

Lastly, all bars, clubs, and coffee houses shall henceforth be required to facilitate WiFi connections.

Hail to the Cleric, baby.

OMG! Thank you! My social life thanks you.

 

[Vessira]

Indeed. Indeed.

Whether through design or accident, I actually display little to no nerdly physical traits.

I'm a medium build, just shy of 6', and no glasses.
Other than my pasty skin tone, you'd have to listen to me talk to detect my nerdliness.

Imagine the young lass's surprise when a decently normal looking guy opens his mouth, and a shocking amount of nerd speak comes out.

Oh no. You're clearly a nerd. I have proof. But yes, you don't look the part except for the emaciated look.

 

[Vessira]

Facial hair. Bah.
Can't stand the stuff myself.

I mean, it looks ridiculous on me.
The hair on my head is red, but a darker shade, so it doesn't really stand out that much.

My face though... Good fucking law...
It's orange.
Bright, safety vest orange.

Plus, as an irish man, it grows like a weed.
I have 5:00 shadow at noon.

Yes, boo to facial hair. I've never been a fan. Men should be required to shave daily and pluck their eyebrows (there should be two) in the world according to Vessira.

 

[Vessira]

You're 100% right, nerd does not equate to unattractive.
No, being pasty and hairy does the unattraction for me.

As for exercising some executive power...
*Stretch*

I hereby proclaim intellect, mechanical pencils, computer knowledge, and reading to be considered desirable, sexually attractive traits.

Using words like Loquacious, Exuberant, and Perturbed will make comely young lads and lasses weak in the knees.

Lastly, all bars, clubs, and coffee houses shall henceforth be required to facilitate WiFi connections.

Hail to the Cleric, baby.

He lies. But we love him anyways. Nice emulation of the King of all Nerdy Coolness. *swoon* Time to go read "If Chins Could Kill" again and touch myself.

 

[Lovin_to_death]

Yes, boo to facial hair. I've never been a fan. Men should be required to shave daily and pluck their eyebrows (there should be two) in the world according to Vessira.

heh oh come on the unibrow is just awsome its a character trait i myself dont have one *the Navy girls pluck me often* and I have to shave everyday...cant picture myself with facial hair anymore plus I shave the head soon i wont have any hair ill be a darker version of powder

 

[Palmetto13]

Good evening, all.

Having a "I hate being single" evening. Sigh...

On the plus side, I was gifted with Oblivion for my 360. I now own 2 highly addictive games. What am I to do?

 

[Lovin_to_death]

Good evening, all.

Having a "I hate being single" evening. Sigh...

On the plus side, I was gifted with Oblivion for my 360. I now own 2 highly addictive games. What am I to do?

Heh lose all contact with sunlight and live off of the microwave section of the grocery store I did that for a while I called it college