Nerd Hook Up Thread

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Wow thats a bit of an overreaction

It is, but it got me 32 points for them being slightly favoured and now I'm at 3rd in my plat division

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Depending on how big they are that can hurt. Sometimes I'll go braless around the house, but a thoughtless bounce or need to jog/run for whatever reason and ouchies ><

Boob in the face?

 

[CarnageSIS]

Boob in the face?

Uh no, gravity's a bitch. Say each of your balls was the size of a large grapefruit, then you jumped naked. You would not be a happy boy when gravity pulled those bad boys down.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Uh no, gravity's a bitch. Say each of your balls was the size of a large grapefruit, then you jumped naked. You would not be a happy boy when gravity pulled those bad boys down.

I know. I was joking. But I get the point.

 

[britfunk]

Uh no, gravity's a bitch. Say each of your balls was the size of a large grapefruit, then you jumped naked. You would not be a happy boy when gravity pulled those bad boys down.

If each of my balls was the size of a grapefruit jumping would be the least of my worries, I'd never walk!

Although I feel you pain and gladly offer to follow you around holding them up for as long as necessary.

 

[CarnageSIS]

If each of my balls was the size of a grapefruit jumping would be the least of my worries, I'd never walk!

Although I feel you pain and gladly offer to follow you around holding them up for as long as necessary.

lol Well it was the best pain analogy I could make, and I'll keep your offer in mind

 

[britfunk]

lol Well it was the best pain analogy I could make, and I'll keep your offer in mind

It would probably work better if i was a midget, but I'll go through the pain so you don't have to. But we'll have to practice a lot if you want to jump.

 

[EnglishChappy]

I go play 40k with my tyranids

Ah a Nid Player.

Hi all.

Just a quick hi as i got work soon then im off to my mates RPG. I think its a zombie game but im not sure yet.

Have great days all.

 

[okayterrific]

good morning, hope everyone has a good monday

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Morning my little geeklings

 

[malstroem]

Morning my little geeklings

*Closing my arms around you from behind, kissing your neck* Hi, how are you today?

Just got in from school so it's time for a quick orgasm before grocery shopping...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Closing my arms around you from behind, kissing your neck* Hi, how are you today?

Just got in from school so it's time for a quick orgasm before grocery shopping...

*Presses back against you, sighing happily* I'm doing well, I just got back from town, and I'm cold

How was class my pet?

 

[malstroem]

*Presses back against you, sighing happily* I'm doing well, I just got back from town, and I'm cold

How was class my pet?

*Holding you close, letting you heat off my body* Done anything fun?

It was okay I guess. I'm almost back on track homework-wise

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Holding you close, letting you heat off my body* Done anything fun?

It was okay I guess. I'm almost back on track homework-wise

*Turns around, pressing close against you, kissing you tenderly* Nope, bank stuff

Excellent, I'm very proud of you

 

[malstroem]

*Turns around, pressing close against you, kissing you tenderly* Nope, bank stuff

Excellent, I'm very proud of you

*Sucking on your bottom lip as I reach down to cup your ass*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Sucking on your bottom lip as I reach down to cup your ass*

*Grins and giggles, pushing you down and straddling your hips, running my fingers down the front of your body*

 

[malstroem]

*Grins and giggles, pushing you down and straddling your hips, running my fingers down the front of your body*

*Cupping your breasts with my hands as I grind up against you*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Cupping your breasts with my hands as I grind up against you*

*Kisses down your neck, nipping and kissing your breasts, taking your nipple in my mouth and biting it, my hands moving down and stroking up your thighs*

 

[malstroem]

*Kisses down your neck, nipping and kissing your breasts, taking your nipple in my mouth and biting it, my hands moving down and stroking up your thighs*

*I let go of your breast to place my thumb against your clit as I twist your nipplering.*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*I let go of your breast to place my thumb against your clit as I twist your nipplering.*

*I gasp and move off your hips, moving down your body, kissing down past your breasts and stomach, taking your clit in my mouth, sucking it as I run a finger up and down your lips*

 

[malstroem]

*I gasp and move off your hips, moving down your body, kissing down past your breasts and stomach, taking your clit in my mouth, sucking it as I run a finger up and down your lips*

*I run my fingers through your hair as I grind my pussy against your face, feeling my orgasm building up.*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*I run my fingers through your hair as I grind my pussy against your face, feeling my orgasm building up.*

*I lap hugnrily at your pussy, sliding my tongue in and out as I rub your clit with my thumb*

 

[malstroem]

*I lap hugnrily at your pussy, sliding my tongue in and out as I rub your clit with my thumb*

*I shiver and moan loudly as I cum on your face*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*I shiver and moan loudly as I cum on your face*

*I lap up your juices, moving back up your body and kissing you*

 

[malstroem]

*I lap up your juices, moving back up your body and kissing you*

*I smile softly as I taste my own juices off your lips. I move you onto your back and begin to feast on your nipples*