Nerd Hook Up Thread

[malstroem]

I would like to know, too.
I'm not much for baking, but I'm a wonderful cook

My tomato pasta sauce is good enough to make my housemate who is allergic to tomatoes crave it. He suffers through stomach cramps and terrible gas for my pasta sauce.

Guys, I know my way around a kitchen, since I've been working in a few over the years. You really have to be awesome to impress me there, especially since King is a great chef too

 

[Commedia]

My tomato pasta sauce is good enough to make my housemate who is allergic to tomatoes crave it. He suffers through stomach cramps and terrible gas for my pasta sauce.

You may have me beat there, sauces aren't my strong suite. I have a wonderful knack for making some wonderful herb and spice combinations, though.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

It must be hard when even your gorgeous breasts seem small among CS and me, Miss

YAY

Hmm... Lemme think about it..

I don't blame you, her breasts are stunning

It is, but then I remember that your magnificent breasts are mine, so it's ok

 

[malstroem]

Wow, this thread moves right along, doesn't it?

Posted earlier today and it ran over a half a dozen pages in a few hours...at this rate, I'll end up getting molested while I am away and unawares, and sadly end up missing the whole thing. Hope some of you thought to bring cameras...or camcorders...

*chuckles*



~Wyld

No worries, CS is our official camerawoman

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Guys, I know my way around a kitchen, since I've been working in a few over the years. You really have to be awesome to impress me there, especially since King is a great chef too

And so am I, so mere cooking is not impressive enough for us

 

[malstroem]

It is, but then I remember that your magnificent breasts are mine, so it's ok

lol, great one Miss

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Guys, I know my way around a kitchen, since I've been working in a few over the years. You really have to be awesome to impress me there, especially since King is a great chef too

I'm not attempting to impress you, really... it's more saying that my pasta sauce is really freakin' good.

I'm not always a great cook (I occasionally burn cookies, sometimes get absent-minded) but when I actually concentrate on my cooking you'd be surprised. I tend to keep my cooking fairly simple, though. And I'm not trained by anyone other than my dad and the food network, haha.

 

[King_durandel]

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[Commedia]

And so am I, so mere cooking is not impressive enough for us

Well, I can do some pretty impressive things with my hands....I'm not sure you would let me, though

 

[malstroem]

Night y'all *waves*



And to conclude the lesson for today: All nerds here are kinky. All nerds here can cook. YAY

 

[Commedia]

Night y'all *waves*



And to conclude the lesson for today: All nerds here are kinky. All nerds here can cook. YAY

Goodnight, dear. Thank you for chatting

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Night y'all *waves*



And to conclude the lesson for today: All nerds here are kinky. All nerds here can cook. YAY

Sleep well.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Well, I can do some pretty impressive things with my hands....I'm not sure you would let me, though

You catch on quick

 

[Commedia]

You catch on quick

I will consider that high praise coming from you, dear

 

[okayterrific]

Night y'all *waves*



And to conclude the lesson for today: All nerds here are kinky. All nerds here can cook. YAY

goodnight

although i can't cook

 

[Commedia]

goodnight

although i can't cook

Well then, apparently you aren't a nerd

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I will consider that high praise coming from you, dear

Awww c'mon, I'm a nice person, I just don't want to have sex with you

 

[Commedia]

Awww c'mon, I'm a nice person, I just don't want to have sex with you

Well that's not very nice now, is it?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Well that's not very nice now, is it?

Well it's a step up from being a straight girl who doesn't want to have sex with you and an even bigger step up from a straight girl who hates men

 

[Commedia]

Well it's a step up from being a straight girl who doesn't want to have sex with you and an even bigger step up from a straight girl who hates men

True enough, I suppose.

Ah well, it really is your loss for not experiencing one of my titillating massages

 

[PenIsMightier1]

True enough, I suppose.

Ah well, it really is your loss for not experiencing one of my titillating massages

Yeah, I'll go along with that to preserve your ego

 

[Commedia]

Yeah, I'll go along with that to preserve your ego

Hehe, well thank you for being gentle with me

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Hehe, well thank you for being gentle with me

I really am a nice person honest

 

[Commedia]

I really am a nice person honest

I don't know...there's something...off about you.

Maybe its the horns.

Just sayin'

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I don't know...there's something...off about you.

Maybe its the horns.

Just sayin'

Oh you're just saying that because I only fuck girls, you like it to