Nerd Hook Up Thread

[CarnageSIS]

Ah, very well. I'll avert my dirty mind elsewhere, then

That's what Straight Girls R Us is for!

Mal ----> Bra Converter try this and let me know which one you pick so I can relay my results for said selection

 

[Commedia]

Even if you ladies use different systems we nerds can do the conversions.

Never underestimate the abilities of a pervy nerd

 

[malstroem]

Even if you ladies use different systems we nerds can do the conversions.

I did consider pulling out a string, wrapping it around me and since I know the size of a normal piece of paper, simply measure with that before converting it into inches. But alas, I'm too lazy

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Fun that we wrote this pretty much at the same time

It's that vulcan mind meld I performed, I'm sure of it

And I'll be nice to him, I promise my pet

 

[Commedia]

That's what Straight Girls R Us is for!

Mal ----> Bra Converter try this and let me know which one you pick so I can relay my results for said selection

Straight Girls R Us....Someone should copyright that.

 

[malstroem]

That's what Straight Girls R Us is for!

Mal ----> Bra Converter try this and let me know which one you pick so I can relay my results for said selection

I can just tell you my American size based on that

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

As they said on Holy Grail... "Get on with it!"

 

[CarnageSIS]

I can just tell you my American size based on that

Good point, I was making it too complicated

So US size - 32I

 

[malstroem]

It's that vulcan mind meld I performed, I'm sure of it

And I'll be nice to him, I promise my pet

You messed with me behind my blue eyes, Miss?

 

[CarnageSIS]

As they said on Holy Grail... "Get on with it!"

Impatient much? lol I'd threaten to gag you, but I like the pleasureful sounds guys make too much.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Impatient much? lol I'd threaten to gag you, but I like the pleasureful sounds guys make too much.

You two are torturing us on purpose, I bet

 

[CarnageSIS]

You two are torturing us on purpose, I bet

Thought you liked that?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

You messed with me behind my blue eyes, Miss?

You liked it and excellent referencing once again my pet

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Thought you liked that?

Yes. Yes, I do.

 

[malstroem]

Good point, I was making it too complicated

So US size - 32I

32I??? Are you kidding me? Is that even possible?

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Good point, I was making it too complicated

So US size - 32I

I could literally suffocate on those.

 

[Commedia]

Thought you liked that?

Occasionally...though I typically prefer to be the one doing the torturing.

 

[Commedia]

32I??? Are you kidding me? Is that even possible?

Mhmm, I choked on the chips I was munching on when I read that

 

[okayterrific]

He's a guy, he has a love of all breasts, mine breast love is more focused

i think that's a bit of a misconception, not all breasts are created equal and i've come across plenty that i didn't like for one reason or another

It's hardly an orgy, just Mal and I (and I'm really the only lesbian, Mal just wants because I got to her first )

oh no, my e-crush is a lesbian? i had no idea!!

 

[CarnageSIS]

32I??? Are you kidding me? Is that even possible?

Cross my heart, before my weight loss was at 40J.

When I got my mammogram for my surgery I had to change rooms cause they needed the bigger machine, lol.

 

[malstroem]

oh no, my e-crush is a lesbian? i had no idea!!

Isn't it ironic, you used to have a music based e-crush on me too many moons ago and now her and I hooked up

 

[malstroem]

Cross my heart, before my weight loss was at 40J.

When I got my mammogram for my surgery I had to change rooms case they needed the bigger machine, lol.

I still hope there's a typo in there... Damn... I can't compete with that!!

 

[okayterrific]

Isn't it ironic, you used to have a music based e-crush on me too many moons ago and now her and I hooked up

life is cruel

 

[Commedia]

Cross my heart, before my weight loss was at 40J.

When I got my mammogram for my surgery I had to change rooms case they needed the bigger machine, lol.

Geeky, kinky, and wonderful breasts...I think I found my dream girl

 

[King_durandel]

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