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I'm sorry to say this but I am lost on some of these conversations going on here. Curse me being new...
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PenIsMightier1
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Well joining in a conversation halfway through usually doesn't work
The one between me and KG for instance is from the computer games Baldur's Gate which contains an almighty Hamster named Boo
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In the first game Minsc tells you that Boo is actually a giant space hamster in disguise that only he can communicate with.
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Ah yeah that'll do it. Boo is a cool name if I say so myself.
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hehehe, brilliant
With the fact that I know from memory that Boo is actually a giant space hamster, I think that I am definitely a geeky girl
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Pen is Mightier than the Sword...said the armless writer
If you've read LOTR, know the difference between constitution and dexterity, and know what Oblivion is....then my next question would be, where the hell have you been? =)
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hehehe, brilliant
With the fact that I know from memory that Boo is actually a giant space hamster, I think that I am definitely a geeky girl
If you've read LOTR, know the difference between constitution and dexterity, and know what Oblivion is....then my next question would be, where the hell have you been? =)
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Yes I've read LoTR, my sorcerer has quite a high DEX, but not so high CON and I love oblivion, I always play as an Altmer mage
I don't think I've ever posted outside of my own thread before, so this is weird. I'm posting here to show my support for my friend, freckly_f. I don't think she's revealed her name yet, so I won't use it.
I haven't really followed the thread, but I can tell there's some nerd loving going on in here. The nerd story/moment I'm about to post, which also involves nerd love, is completely unrelated to what's happened in this thread thus far.
I'm a bit of a nerd as well. Probably 60% nerd, 40% non-nerd. Maybe a little more nerdy during high school. Anyway, I had a girlfriend at the time who was actually a nerd herself. We both wore glasses. Mine were pretty much just reading glasses. Since it was school, I wore them most of the time.
One morning, we hugged. Allow me to outline the steps of your most basic hug:
1. Open arms.
2. Approach hug partner.
3. Close arms around hug partner.
4. Place head next to hug partner in an ear-to-ear fashion.
5. Detach from hug partner.
There are, of course, variations to this process. For example, on step 3, my penis became slightly engorged. It was on step 4 that we ran into some trouble. The arms of my glasses caught onto hers. Of course, this wasn't until our glasses (mine, at least) fogged up. During the step 5 detachment, our glasses were clumsily pulled away from our faces. We caught the monstrous contraption of metal and glass between our bodies.
If it hadn't been for the semi-sea of nerds surrounding us, this moment would've ruined me for the rest of my high school career. The embarrassment alone would kill the nerdiest of nerds. Needless to say, I quit wearing glasses permanently. I almost never wear them outdoors now as an adult.
Thank you for listening. I'm Eric. And I'm a nerd.
I haven't really followed the thread, but I can tell there's some nerd loving going on in here. The nerd story/moment I'm about to post, which also involves nerd love, is completely unrelated to what's happened in this thread thus far.
I'm a bit of a nerd as well. Probably 60% nerd, 40% non-nerd. Maybe a little more nerdy during high school. Anyway, I had a girlfriend at the time who was actually a nerd herself. We both wore glasses. Mine were pretty much just reading glasses. Since it was school, I wore them most of the time.
One morning, we hugged. Allow me to outline the steps of your most basic hug:
1. Open arms.
2. Approach hug partner.
3. Close arms around hug partner.
4. Place head next to hug partner in an ear-to-ear fashion.
5. Detach from hug partner.
There are, of course, variations to this process. For example, on step 3, my penis became slightly engorged. It was on step 4 that we ran into some trouble. The arms of my glasses caught onto hers. Of course, this wasn't until our glasses (mine, at least) fogged up. During the step 5 detachment, our glasses were clumsily pulled away from our faces. We caught the monstrous contraption of metal and glass between our bodies.
If it hadn't been for the semi-sea of nerds surrounding us, this moment would've ruined me for the rest of my high school career. The embarrassment alone would kill the nerdiest of nerds. Needless to say, I quit wearing glasses permanently. I almost never wear them outdoors now as an adult.
Thank you for listening. I'm Eric. And I'm a nerd.
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Watch out!
I think I just deployed a magic missle in my pants.
Yes I've read LoTR, my sorcerer has quite a high DEX, but not so high CON and I love oblivion, I always play as an Altmer mage
I think I just deployed a magic missle in my pants.
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I think I just deployed a magic missle in my pants.
And did 1d6 + INT modifier damage to your penis = ouch
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LMAO, p'wned.... At this point you get to roll a 12-sided die to see what remains of its length.....note I have a +3 CON modifier on there....has to be hardy to survive, you know.
And did 1d6 + INT modifier damage to your penis = ouch
LMAO, p'wned.... At this point you get to roll a 12-sided die to see what remains of its length.....note I have a +3 CON modifier on there....has to be hardy to survive, you know.
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Hello Eric, welcome to the thread. Feel free to hang around and get into one of the convos or start up one of your own
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Resistance is not an issue
Good thing I'm not going for damage; otherwise that would apply to me!
My INT and CON are both actually very high, so I know how to bypass many of the most common resistances. A high DEX also helps to get in close and put his agility, in both and fingertips, to use with a few quick movements. Your resistance is pointless against my +75 vaginal quiver ability, specially made.
Be warned, it's very likely this will all end you with having a chaotic evil sexual alignment.
I have +75 resistance to all phallic damage
Good thing I'm not going for damage; otherwise that would apply to me!
My INT and CON are both actually very high, so I know how to bypass many of the most common resistances. A high DEX also helps to get in close and put his agility, in both and fingertips, to use with a few quick movements. Your resistance is pointless against my +75 vaginal quiver ability, specially made.
Be warned, it's very likely this will all end you with having a chaotic evil sexual alignment.
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Ah, but you say I am the chaotic lesbian alignment
It might be, but since they are no real gods in Star Wars, I say go for it
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I suppose strictly speaking I am, so you have a chance, but it is an extremely small chance
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Touche
Well played! I thought Boo as an especially nice touch. Thanks for giving us all a chance.
Well played! I thought Boo as an especially nice touch. Thanks for giving us all a chance.
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Let's talk alignments
You're right, too much too soon. Perhaps it's best to start off, at least when first introduced to a more lawful good at first...basically missionary. Chaotic lawful good would missionary only on Sundays.
You get the basic picture. My warning was that you'd end up there, not start, so it's a little early to say what is or isn't a small chance. It's likely you can be outsmarted, coerced, and seduced to be very chaotic on the evil side.
So, lawful good sound like a good start?
I suppose strictly speaking I am, so you have a chance, but it is an extremely small chance
You're right, too much too soon. Perhaps it's best to start off, at least when first introduced to a more lawful good at first...basically missionary. Chaotic lawful good would missionary only on Sundays.
You get the basic picture. My warning was that you'd end up there, not start, so it's a little early to say what is or isn't a small chance. It's likely you can be outsmarted, coerced, and seduced to be very chaotic on the evil side.
So, lawful good sound like a good start?
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