Nerd Hook Up Thread

[King_durandel]

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[PenIsMightier1]

You're right, too much too soon. Perhaps it's best to start off, at least when first introduced to a more lawful good at first...basically missionary. Chaotic lawful good would missionary only on Sundays.

You get the basic picture. My warning was that you'd end up there, not start, so it's a little early to say what is or isn't a small chance. It's likely you can be outsmarted, coerced, and seduced to be very chaotic on the evil side.

So, lawful good sound like a good start?

Trust me it's small chance, unless you grow a pair of breasts like my mal

I've always chosen to be lawful evil, that way my sorcerer could blast people to pieces if she thought they were bad.


Oh yes, this whole situation made me think of a comic, can't remember which.......


Girl: Hey! My eyes are up here!
Guy: True, but your breasts are down there

 

[Running_Mate]

Challenged

Trust me it's small chance, unless you grow a pair of breasts like my mal

I've always chosen to be lawful evil, that way my sorcerer could blast people to pieces if she thought they were bad.


Oh yes, this whole situation made me think of a comic, can't remember which.......


Girl: Hey! My eyes are up here!
Guy: True, but your breasts are down there

Not sure of the comic, but once, when the lights went out, they all walked around with headlights in pure dark, so you could see exactly what the person was looking at by direction of light. Peter's starts out on her breasts, she replies with the above "girl" quote, and Peter's head jerks up again. Slowly though, as she's yelling at him, the light slowly descends toward her breasts. Comic genious.

Now that we're familiar with one another, how about we meet in the middle. Neutral territory. We'll start from there. That's a challenge.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Not sure of the comic, but once, when the lights went out, they all walked around with headlights in pure dark, so you could see exactly what the person was looking at by direction of light. Peter's starts out on her breasts, she replies with the above "girl" quote, and Peter's head jerks up again. Slowly though, as she's yelling at him, the light slowly descends toward her breasts. Comic genious.

Now that we're familiar with one another, how about we meet in the middle. Neutral territory. We'll start from there. That's a challenge.

It wasn't family guy, it was a webcomic I'm thinking of

And what exactly would neutral territory be?

 

[King_durandel]

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[PenIsMightier1]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2102/

I believe that is the comic in question. I read that webcomic almost every day.

That was it, thank you, I love cyanide and happiness

 

[King_durandel]

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[Running_Mate]

It wasn't family guy, it was a webcomic I'm thinking of

And what exactly would neutral territory be?

Wisconsin?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Yup awesome webcomic. Hopefully that also earned me a few brownie point with you.

I'd say so, have a brownie

Wisconsin?

Too far

 

[King_durandel]

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[MikefromAZ]

All I know is just about everyone don't live in Arizona. it sucks... And I am jealous. My college's Habitat For Humanity chapter had a bake sale yesterday and we had a LOT of baked goodies to sell...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

But I have my own brownies.... and cinnamon rolls and sticky buns and cookies and toffee and banana bread and cake and lemon bars.

Why do you have so many sweet things?

And you were the one who wanted a brownie point

 

[King_durandel]

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[PenIsMightier1]

Because I like to bake and eat. Besides I didn't think you'd interpret brownie pint literally.

But my mom had a dessert social thing and we had a lot of left overs.

Very well, I'll note it down in my score book.....KD = 1 brownie point

 

[finkbmx]

So lets see if I qualify...

I can backup and reformat your computer with my eyes closed...
I will talk all day about computer related crap that no one else cares about...
I get almost "boobs in my face" excited when new audio programs come out, like yesterday...
I probably know more than the people at the mac store, and sometimes use it to my advantage if the "genius" is actually retarded and trying to explain something to a cute customer.

Hi, I'm D, and I'm a Mac.

 

[malstroem]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2102/

I believe that is the comic in question. I read that webcomic almost every day. Not that particular strip but the comic series as a whole.

Cyanide & Happiness, that's like the best comic ever!!!

Very well, I'll note it down in my score book.....KD = 1 brownie point

How many did I earn by now, Miss?



On a sidenote: I love how despite not having been much around this evening, there's still posts regarding me I feel so very VIP

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Cyanide & Happiness, that's like the best comic ever!!!

How many did I earn by now, Miss?



On a sidenote: I love how despite not having been much around this evening, there's still posts regarding me I feel so very VIP

You don't need brownie points, you have unlimited access to me

 

[malstroem]

You don't need brownie points, you have unlimited access to me

Unlimited, eh? So I get to pin you down and crawl on top every time I want, Miss?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Unlimited, eh? So I get to pin you down and crawl on top every time I want, Miss?

Well you get to crawl in my lap whenever you want, but pinning me....I prefer to do that to you, holding you down while I kiss you all over

 

[malstroem]

Well you get to crawl in my lap whenever you want, but pinning me....I prefer to do that to you, holding you down while I kiss you all over

Hmmm.... I guess if I don't have a choice, I might be able to live with that Miss....
*Crawls into your lap and begins to suck on your neck*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Hmmm.... I guess if I don't have a choice, I might be able to live with that Miss....
*Crawls into your lap and begins to suck on your neck*

*Leans my head back and purrs hugging you close* We can always see what else you might want to do to me pet

 

[malstroem]

*Leans my head back and purrs hugging you close* We can always see what else you might want to do to me pet

You mean other than obviously longing to bury my head in that wet pussy of yours, Miss?
*Licking my way to your lips, nibbling on your bottom lip before sliding my tongue into your mouth

 

[PenIsMightier1]

You mean other than obviously longing to bury my head in that wet pussy of yours, Miss?
*Licking my way to your lips, nibbling on your bottom lip before sliding my tongue into your mouth

*Opens my mouth to you, maasaging yours with mine, loving you being so close* Mmmmmm you know you can do that anytime you want too

 

[malstroem]

*Opens my mouth to you, maasaging yours with mine, loving you being so close* Mmmmmm you know you can do that anytime you want too

But I enjoy the things leading up to it too, Miss

*Gently running my fingers through your hair as my hard nipples presses against you*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

But I enjoy the things leading up to it too, Miss

*Gently running my fingers through your hair as my hard nipples presses against you*

*Closes my eyes and moans softly in agreement, kissing you deeper, my hands stroking your back*