Nerd Hook Up Thread

[malstroem]

I knew you just wanted in my pants I'll just have to sit here naked under my covers, trying to keep warm

I'm sure you can keep yourself occupied with a vibrator, Miss

 

[Guest]

I knew you just wanted in my pants I'll just have to sit here naked under my covers, trying to keep warm

*Passes her a fluffly dressing gown and a hot water bottle*

 

[malstroem]

Good Morning all! Hope everyone had a good evening

Next time I'll have to time giving you a pet a bit better though

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I'm sure you can keep yourself occupied with a vibrator, Miss

What do you think I was doing before I went to the doctors? and my nice little butt plug

 

[CarnageSIS]

Next time I'll have to time giving you a pet a bit better though

lol Yea, but made the drive home interesting at any rate

 

[Guest]

Good Morning all! Hope everyone had a good evening

Good morning CarnageSIS - I'm a new nerd, so please be gentle with me

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Passes her a fluffly dressing gown and a hot water bottle*

Thank you, but I like being naked under the covers, there's a radiator right next to me

 

[Guest]

What do you think I was doing before I went to the doctors? and my nice little butt plug

Sounds like so much more fun than bank reconciliations....

 

[malstroem]

What do you think I was doing before I went to the doctors? and my nice little butt plug

Yummy...
[vent]I got a vibrator yesterday, kinda like the Hitachi, and it doesn't work... GRRRRRRR!!![/vent]

lol Yea, but made the drive home interesting at any rate

Well, then I'm glad I could be of service

 

[Guest]

Just as long as you're comfy

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Yummy...
[vent]I got a vibrator yesterday, kinda like the Hitachi, and it doesn't work... GRRRRRRR!!![/vent]

Well, then I'm glad I could be of service

That's when you take it back and slap the store clerk with it and tell them to give you a new one

Want to borrow mine in the meantime? I'll come over and drop it off

 

[malstroem]

That's when you take it back and slap the store clerk with it and tell them to give you a new one

Want to borrow mine in the meantime? I'll come over and drop it off

Yes please, Miss

I will take it back today, he told me already yesterday that some of them hadn't worked and I can get my money back if mine didn't. I'd rather have a working one though

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Yes please, Miss

I will take it back today, he told me already yesterday that some of them hadn't worked and I can get my money back if mine didn't. I'd rather have a working one though

How about instead, I just stay and use it on you myself?

Well that's good, yes a working one is preferable

 

[malstroem]

How about instead, I just stay and use it on you myself?

Well that's good, yes a working one is preferable

I'd love that, Miss

Yes and I was so looking forward to trying it and thus adding my 9th vibrating toy to my collection

 

[Guest]

I'd love that, Miss

Yes and I was so looking forward to trying it and thus adding my 9th vibrating toy to my collection

Sounds like a nice collection! Which is your favourite so far? Still thinking about the Christmas shopping list for my gf

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I'd love that, Miss

Yes and I was so looking forward to trying it and thus adding my 9th vibrating toy to my collection

*giggles* A new one every day my pet?

 

[malstroem]

Sounds like a nice collection! Which is your favourite so far? Still thinking about the Christmas shopping list for my gf

Well, chances are if my new one worked, that might just very well be my favourite one if other people are right
What is she into, anal, clit or gspot? And is it for play in bed, in shower or in public?

 

[malstroem]

*giggles* A new one every day my pet?

Something like that, Miss

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Well, chances are if my new one worked, that might just very well be my favourite one if other people are right
What is she into, anal, clit or gspot? And is it for play in bed, in shower or in public?

ooh oooooh *raises hand* I'll take them all

 

[Guest]

Well, chances are if my new one worked, that might just very well be my favourite one if other people are right
What is she into, anal, clit or gspot? And is it for play in bed, in shower or in public?

Errr. Questions

She likes clit & g-spot but isn't into anal play. Shower might be a nice option, but generally in bed/private place.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Something like that, Miss

Me everyday? ...Actually, no, you'd get very tired of me I think

 

[Guest]

Me everyday? ...Actually, no, you'd get very tired of me I think

Now I bet that's not true Miss!!

 

[malstroem]

Errr. Questions

She likes clit & g-spot but isn't into anal play. Shower might be a nice option, but generally in bed/private place.

Well, hitachi magic wand is supposed to be THE clit vibrator. A lot of women seem to love rabbits for gspot and clit.

 

[CarnageSIS]

Good morning CarnageSIS - I'm a new nerd, so please be gentle with me

Welcome then Does that mean we have to skip the introductory spankings? I really liked them too, damn.

 

[malstroem]

ooh oooooh *raises hand* I'll take them all

You have to pay back with orgasms, Miss

Me everyday? ...Actually, no, you'd get very tired of me I think

I thinks so too