Have you heard about the new TARDIS dildo?
It looks small, but feels bigger when it's inside.
This made me laugh
I bet many men hope they're like the TARDIS then
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This made me laugh
I bet many men hope they're like the TARDIS then
That just adds another spice to it. Think about how long an orgasm can last if you travel in time during it!
Careful with that, it might just exterminate you
Oh, I think I can handle it
if anything, the Doctor will come and save me, at which point, it will really be a party!Oh, I think I can handle it
Famous last words:
Saying "Oh, I think I can handle it" to a Sadist...
Famous last words:
Saying "Oh, I think I can handle it" to a Sadist...
That totally does sound like a tombstone quote, huh
but I stand by it (for as long as I can that is ).That totally does sound like a tombstone quote, huh
It's just as stupid as "I'll do anything" since in my brain that translates directly into "let me see how much it takes before he cries for mercy... and then continue..."
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It's just as stupid as "I'll do anything" since in my brain that translates directly into "let me see how much it takes before he cries for mercy... and then continue..."
duly noted...thanks for the insight into the way in which your mind processes such statements. Amazing the interpretive freedom in those words
It's just as stupid as "I'll do anything" since in my brain that translates directly into "let me see how much it takes before he cries for mercy... and then continue..."
That doesn't sound stupid though! It sounds like a challenge
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Have you heard about the new TARDIS dildo?
It looks small, but feels bigger when it's inside.
The only question is if it was a vibrator would it make the vrop noises as well?
Woah, it would be amazing if it only made those noises when you came, and to the rhythm of your orgasm.
That needs to be a thing.
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The sound effects would probably be de rigueur I imagine
Isn't that basically what people are saying? It's like a dare if you read between the lines - and when it comes to depraved sex, I definitely dare!duly noted...thanks for the insight into the way in which your mind processes such statements. Amazing the interpretive freedom in those words
Yeah but somehow it's a challenge that's never won by anybody but me (and maybe a few other Doms and Sadists in this thread...)That doesn't sound stupid though! It sounds like a challenge
Isn't that basically what people are saying? It's like a dare if you read between the lines - and when it comes to depraved sex, I definitely dare!
Yeah but somehow it's a challenge that's never won by anybody but me (and maybe a few other Doms and Sadists in this thread...)
Who said we even wanted to win?
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Isn't that basically what people are saying? It's like a dare if you read between the lines - and when it comes to depraved sex, I definitely dare!
Duly noted. You should come with own warning label.
Aww, cuteWho said we even wanted to win?
I never play with people who don't know I'm a Sadist - that should be a warning in itself
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I never play with people who don't know I'm a Sadist - that should be a warning in itself
Yes, that would certainly seem to be self-explanatory and provide a pretty good culling process
Yet some people still don't get it. I guess you just can't make anything truly idiot-proof.
So, how's my nerdlings? Did you guys (and gals) have a nice weekend?
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Trying to come to grips with the fact that we had to put our clocks ahead last night so I'm working on 1 less hr's sleep. Other than that, doing alright
It's not my fault you people live in the pastMost people haven't even started their Sunday here yet.
We're not doing that for another couple of weeks
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Still a way to go for daylight saving here too. The weather is crazy at the moment, Spring should have started 2 weeks ago and its sub zero temperatures and snowing!
Same here. Damn snow! It's even supposed to go on for a week
I guess this is what I get for living in Scandinavia.
Same here. Damn snow! It's even supposed to go on for a week
I guess this is what I get for living in Scandinavia.
Lucky, I wish I was in a place that was mostly cold. Texas is all heat x.x
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Same here. Damn snow! It's even supposed to go on for a week
I guess this is what I get for living in Scandinavia.
Don't you get six months of daylight? Oh wait, that's further north isn't it
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