CarnageSIS
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usually i'm up late for other reasons![]()
Yea, usually when I say I'm getting my castle pillaged it is a metaphor
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usually i'm up late for other reasons![]()
The Zynga games ... they should have PSAs aimed at young children to stay away from drugs like hypnotic crack of Zynga games
Thanks for letting me keep my story. We would not want all the attention to go to your head.

Hmm, wonder how big they are, there's nothing for reference.
Still 12 for $5 is a good deal.
My wifi is really fucking up right now but if I want to restart it, I'll have to get dressed to leave the room... What to do?
My wifi is really fucking up right now but if I want to restart it, I'll have to get dressed to leave the room... What to do?
My roomie has four friends staying over, rope at 6pm isn't an option.Robe on, kick the router, robe off. Anything else?
^This "having to get dressed" thing sounds entirely optional to me.
My roomie has four friends staying over, rope at 6pm isn't an option.
Why not? Are they going to critize your fashion sense?![]()
Well, last time one of them was visiting, I ran half naked from the bathroom in the middle of the night and she saw me - and then commented about it to my roomie. So no more of that with this group of girls.
Well, last time one of them was visiting, I ran half naked from the bathroom in the middle of the night and she saw me - and then commented about it to my roomie. So no more of that with this group of girls.
They don't sound like much fun. So much for me coming over and angling for an orgy.![]()

Well, last time one of them was visiting, I ran half naked from the bathroom in the middle of the night and she saw me - and then commented about it to my roomie. So no more of that with this group of girls.
I never do orgies at my place, only at other places![]()

Yeah, this chick knows I'm kinky and thinks it's awesome. It's her friends that's uptightTalk about some uptight girls. My roomie used to sit in the living room in a towel after her showers and watch TV for hours.
EnjoyThen I guess you'll be missing out on all the fun I'll be having with your roommate and her friends.![]()

Yeah, this chick knows I'm kinky and thinks it's awesome. It's her friends that's uptight
For the record, I think it is awesome as well. Just sayin' ...![]()
It's easier for you to think it's awesome.Well, you're not a straight vanilla woman who shares a wall with meIt's easier for you to think it's awesome.
Yet I do know what it is like to share a wall with a straight vanilla woman.
You're naked because it's hot out ... and it's just a one time thing ... and it rarely never happens ... and make sure you make crosses behind your back for all that lying lol
She knows it happens all the timeIt's her friends that scare me off
I think there was a Seinfeld episode on how to make this happen to work out for all parties ...
It's like discovering plutonium ... BY ACCIDENT!!