Need Advice

[MrAwkward]

I'm looking for some advice--particularly advice from women.

I'm 52 and unhappily married. I live in a very conservative community. I need to find some new female companionship for fun and sex, with or without strings attached. I've tried online dating sites and forums like these and I'm still lonely.

What's the best place to meet a woman who is ready, willing and able?

 

[MNGuy]

Are you Jonathon Parker's dad?

 

[MrAwkward]

Who?

Are you Jonathon Parker's dad?

 

[bg23]

I'm looking for some advice--particularly advice from women.

I'm 52 and unhappily married. I live in a very conservative community. I need to find some new female companionship for fun and sex, with or without strings attached. I've tried online dating sites and forums like these and I'm still lonely.

What's the best place to meet a woman who is ready, willing and able?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-stir/10-signs-its-time-to-get-_b_2338250.html

 

[MrAwkward]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-stir/10-signs-its-time-to-get-_b_2338250.html

Yeah, the divorce is coming. Are you saying that should be complete before I can/should have a decent sex life?

 

[snugglestruggle]

I'm looking for some advice--particularly advice from women.

I'm 52 and unhappily married. I live in a very conservative community. I need to find some new female companionship for fun and sex, with or without strings attached. I've tried online dating sites and forums like these and I'm still lonely.

What's the best place to meet a woman who is ready, willing and able?

They're called escorts dumbass. You can find them anywhere.

 

[Bert Notorius]

have you tried asking your wife who she would recommend?

 

[MrAwkward]

have you tried asking your wife who she would recommend?

I'll do that right after I rearrange my foot with a .357. The point of finding new companionship is to find some joy and happiness, not to make my life a living hell.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'll do that right after I rearrange my foot with a .357. The point of finding new companionship is to find some joy and happiness, not to make my life a living hell.

so, that's a no?

 

[Cathleen]

Can't assume "ready, willing and able" but have you thought to take classes in something you find interesting? Volunteering your time? Get involved in community activities?

 

[MrAwkward]

so, that's a no?

That's a reasonable interpretation.

I mean, I appreciate real advice. At the same time, I'm not in a marriage in which the result would be anything but an immediate, furious, long-lasting, murderous storm.

 

[Bert Notorius]

That's a reasonable interpretation.

I mean, I appreciate real advice. At the same time, I'm not in a marriage in which the result would be anything but an immediate, furious, long-lasting, murderous storm.

what's so bad about your current situation, for instance?

 

[MrAwkward]

Can't assume "ready, willing and able" but have you thought to take classes in something you find interesting? Volunteering your time? Get involved in community activities?

I have. And I have found that the women in my community who do the same are extremely conservative and not interested.

 

[MrAwkward]

what's so bad about your current situation, for instance?

No sex. No desire for sex. No hope of desire for sex. Completely different points of view about sexuality and marriage. As a starter.

 

[Bert Notorius]

No sex. No desire for sex. No hope of desire for sex. Completely different points of view about sexuality and marriage. As a starter.

was it always that way?

 

[MrAwkward]

was it always that way?

No sex: It's been unbearable for 29 years. The past 5 have been the worst.

No desire for sex: She hasn't had any since the 2nd day of our honeymoon. I gave up my desire for sex with her gradually over the past 5 years.

No hope of desire for sex: I was hopeful for 24 years and then gradually gave up hope in order to regain sanity.

Completely different views...: We've never been on the same page. I allowed myself to believe we were almost in synch for 24 years, then gave up that delusion.

 

[Cathleen]

I have. And I have found that the women in my community who do the same are extremely conservative and not interested.

So branch out. Stop with all the nos and all you'll get are nos.

 

[Bert Notorius]

No sex: It's been unbearable for 29 years. The past 5 have been the worst.

No desire for sex: She hasn't had any since the 2nd day of our honeymoon. I gave up my desire for sex with her gradually over the past 5 years.

No hope of desire for sex: I was hopeful for 24 years and then gradually gave up hope in order to regain sanity.

Completely different views...: We've never been on the same page. I allowed myself to believe we were almost in synch for 24 years, then gave up that delusion.

i have to say i admire your patience. Are you fat and ugly? because that will make this a lot harder.

 

[1sickbastard]

Yeah, the divorce is coming. Are you saying that should be complete before I can/should have a decent sex life?

Yes.

Many women may fantasize about playing with a married man, but very few will actually want to play with a married man.

Git yer divorce, figure out what you want, find the balls to actually tell a potential partner what you want, then go get what you want.

You gone this long without a decent sex life, what is a few more weeks going to matter?

 

[MrAwkward]

So branch out. Stop with all the nos and all you'll get are nos.

Any suggestions on directions in which the new branches might reach?

 

[MrAwkward]

i have to say i admire your patience. Are you fat and ugly? because that will make this a lot harder.

I wasn't fat and ugly when this mess started and reached this point. I've gained some weight and age and lost hair now that the stress has reached its peak. I don't think I'm ugly.

 

[Cathleen]

Any suggestions on directions in which the new branches might reach?

No, you said the community was too conservative, so my "branch out" meant move beyond that area.

Help out at hospitals, shelters, give your time/talents to good will groups. Not everyone is so conservative that they won't want to talk or get to know a divorced man. Unless of course you don't plan to divorce. If that's the case, then you have more trouble -- as you know.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I wasn't fat and ugly when this mess started and reached this point. I've gained some weight and age and lost hair now that the stress has reached its peak. I don't think I'm ugly.

would you fuck you if you met you in a bar?

 

[Cathleen]

would you fuck you if you met you in a bar?

Sometimes I just love you.

 

[MrAwkward]

would you fuck you if you met you in a bar?

I fuck myself every day!

Seriously, I don't pretend to comprehend what gay men and straight women find attractive about any man, much less about me.