Naughty quotes

[Inrhapsody]

Lets see if i can start a thread that won't die. Come on people...play with me.

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...Willliam Shakespeare

 

[Inrhapsody]

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx

 

[Inrhapsody]

Look people I can play with myself all day.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein

 

[Inrhapsody]

Diddling away....come one word people.

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen

 

[Inrhapsody]

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.

 

[Guest]

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

STEVE MARTIN

( there you go )

 

[WaitingLips]

Come on people...play with me.
Look people I can play with myself all day.
Diddling away....come one word people.

LOL Tys for the smiles
I will go and do a search,be right back

 

[Inrhapsody]

Come on people...play with me.
Look people I can play with myself all day.
Diddling away....come one word people.

LOL Tys for the smiles
I will go and do a search,be right back

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raindear816]

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant. (Henry Miller) I like this thread

 

[Inrhapsody]

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling

 

[Raindear816]

Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better.

giggle

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

"I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile."

Groucho Marx, to a woman w/ 17 children.

 

[glasspenguin]

Polonius:
... But do not dull thy palm with entertainment ...

The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Act I
Sn. III

 

[Guest]

"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."

Leslie Nielsen - Frank Drebin Police Squad

 

[Inrhapsody]

Polonius:
... But do not dull thy palm with entertainment ...

The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Act I
Sn. III

ahhhhh so naughty.

 

[WaitingLips]

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

 

[Inrhapsody]

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe

 

[glasspenguin]

"Sex is like a game of Bridge. You've either got to have a good partner, or a good hand."
-Anonymous

 

[WaitingLips]

“I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.”
Chico Marx quote

 

[Inrhapsody]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

Monty Python

 

[glasspenguin]

"A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find."
- Mae West

 

[Inrhapsody]

OH God...I found Monty Python.

“NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”

so bite me...I know it isn't naughty.

 

[NattyBumppo]

She had to make a superhuman effort to stay alive when a surprisingly-controlled cyclonic power lifted her by her waist and took her virginity with three potent thrusts, pulling her apart as if she were a tiny bird. She was able to give thanks to God for having been born right before she passed out from the inconceivable pleasure brought about by that unbearable pain...

One Hundred Years of Solitude
Gabriel García Márquez

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Sometimes love don't feel like it should
you make it - hurt so good.
John Mellancamp