National Orgasm Day!

[KillerMuffin]

But only in Britian.

LONDON (Reuters) - A major British sex shop chain, citing a recent survey that showed 80 percent of women faked their climax during intercourse, said it is declaring July 31 National Orgasm Day.

Under the slogan "Make it not fake it" the Ann Summers chain said Thursday it was time for women to stake their claim to a full and satisfying sex life.

Offering a series of sex aids ranging from the top selling Rampant Rabbit vibrator to lip-smacking chocolate body paint to help, the chain said couples should talk through their sex troubles which were usually stress-related.

"Achieving orgasm is as much about what is going on between your ears as what is going on between your legs. Tackle these concerns before you start a love-making session and you are on the way to the big O," it said.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Shit!

Head for the Concord!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Rampant Rabbit.. hehe

At that sex toy party I bought something similar to this but it's call the porpoise pearl or some such shit. Let me tell you, that thing is UNBELIEVABLE. *laughing* I have no need for a man now. ;-)

 

[lavender]

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I just don't lie, why do women do that? I have never ever lied about that.

 

[Morden]

"That whole faking an orgasm routine is rather wierd to me. I can see it if your having phone sex or something. I have talked to girls that said its just to get the guy off. I don't know, sounds kind of leary to me."

 

[Guest]

Well, damn...

If my birthday is "National Orgasm Day" then it looks like I'm moving to the UK!!!!

 

[Texan]

I've tried faking an orgasm

but somehow, she can always tell........

 

[JenJ]

Damn time to go on a little trip to Britain.

 

[batter]

only in britain eh?

and to think they were only told to "keep a stiff upper lip"
LOL

so congrats to all our british friends celebrating this day
too bad it only cums once a year!!

 

[april-wine]

no wonder they have a stiff upper lip.....damnnnnnnnnn once a year.................

 

[Angel]

Well Muffykins, we can always pack up and take a girls only vacation overseas.

 

[Weevil]

Well Muffykins, we can always pack up and take a girls only vacation overseas.

Can I come?

 

[Angel]

Sure, but I'm not supplying the recepticle for you to come in.

 

[Weevil]

Maybe KM will if you catch my drift.

 

[Angel]

NO I WILL NOT CATCH YOUR DRIFT! Jeez didn't you listen the first time?



Ahem.

Buzz is now gone, I now return to you your regularly sober Angel.