Nasty phonesex as I jerk off in my office

[erubank]

True...and 16 of those posts were to report that "I'm still hard" and there were about 7 "Anyone...Bueller.....Bueller?" posts.

Ok...now I am pathetic. I actually counted.

And just imagine, all the time you spent counting you could have made his day.

 

[freshNyummy]

well ms desire your stallion line got a laugh out of me!!!

 

[UselessDesires]

well ms desire your stallion line got a laugh out of me!!!

Hooray! Chalk one up for the Useless one! (is that cock one up?)

 

[freshNyummy]

if the cock is up it certainly can't be that useless...

 

[2ndchance]

But don't you think that one second's thought is exactly what makes a man try to start a conversation like that, they ARE thinking about how they would feel if a woman walked up to them and said, "Drop your pants stallion, I want to go for a ride." (Hey, that's a pretty good line, I might just have to use it!)

Anyway, James was noticably quiet after his initial posts, so I'm hoping he found what he was looking for. If he didn't, I'm thinking I might have to make it up to him. Guys don't really mind pity fucks, do they?

Guys dont mind a FUCK is all you need to say. Pity fuck or deserved fuck, to a guy it is all about a fuck.

I honestly don't think a line like that would work even in a hardcore porn theater. A lot of us guys would like to think it would, but the majority of us are not that dumb. Ok, you got me we are that dumb, but hey give us a break once our cocks start running the show our brains take a nap.

And Useless, i have a feeling if you used that line on 10 guys, 9 of them would run and the 1 that did do as you said would be so happy that you said that he would cum in his pants as soon as you looked at him anyway.

 

[califwineguy]

Too Damn Funny!!!

You know this silly thread is a microcosm of all that is great about Lit... How we can take a silly and inane initial post (sorry!) and run with it with so many great and witty lines weaving throughout from so many different contributors...

I am still cracking up... Thanks all!!

Sincerely,

"Pant-less Stallion Waiting for a Useless Ride"

 

[UselessDesires]

Guys dont mind a FUCK is all you need to say. Pity fuck or deserved fuck, to a guy it is all about a fuck.

I honestly don't think a line like that would work even in a hardcore porn theater. A lot of us guys would like to think it would, but the majority of us are not that dumb. Ok, you got me we are that dumb, but hey give us a break once our cocks start running the show our brains take a nap.

And Useless, i have a feeling if you used that line on 10 guys, 9 of them would run and the 1 that did do as you said would be so happy that you said that he would cum in his pants as soon as you looked at him anyway.

I'm thinking I should test your theory. Maybe I'll start with you. Are you going to be going out this weekend?

 

[UselessDesires]

You know this silly thread is a microcosm of all that is great about Lit... How we can take a silly and inane initial post (sorry!) and run with it with so many great and witty lines weaving throughout from so many different contributors...

I am still cracking up... Thanks all!!

Sincerely,

"Pant-less Stallion Waiting for a Useless Ride"

It's been almost a month, but tell me you're patient, and still waiting.

 

[Firefly009]

Still rolling along

It's just fun to follow the thread. Like someone said earlier if this had been a woman we would have been up to page 50 at least.

 

[Horns_Hold_the_Halo]

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