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jamesf121

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Its been a long day at work already and I need to blow off some steam. I've locked the door to my office and shut the blinds. I'm leaning back with my feet up on the desk and my rock hard cock standing straight up in the air, pumping my hand up and down the long thick shaft just waiting to chat with you.

Lets explore our fantasies and cum together....
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bearcan said:
Me too ...
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Every time I see a thread like this I think, "Wow that is so generous! You'll let me get you off? What a treat that is for me." I'm thinking it would work better if men would advertise what they are willing to do for their partner.
 
i'm putting my money on "it does not work" if it is a man posting.

as opposed to "suddenly the inbox is full" if a woman is posting...
 
UselessDesires said:
Every time I see a thread like this I think, "Wow that is so generous! You'll let me get you off? What a treat that is for me." I'm thinking it would work better if men would advertise what they are willing to do for their partner.
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pretty much sounds like you get to be nasty while he jerks off and then says good bye when he goes to get his tissue....
 
I am laughing at the responses...

I think everyone should be nice now... All it takes is one response, right? Although I agree that blind posts without much reciprocity is a tough sell anywhere...even with the nice people on Lit...

Have a great day all!
 
seems that we're all looking to be entertained in some form or another...it is all about good clean fun isn't it?

as for entertainment, my my horns, your pic will stay burned on the screen (in my head) for hours...
 
califwineguy said:
I am laughing at the responses...

I think everyone should be nice now... All it takes is one response, right? Although I agree that blind posts without much reciprocity is a tough sell anywhere...even with the nice people on Lit...

Have a great day all!
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I know, I'm starting to feel a little guilty for trashing him. It wasn't exactly like I made it out to be. My initial reaction was to all threads that have men asking for some "help." Even more than that, it was about guys in the Literotica Chat that hail women by PM saying things like, "Wanna suck me off, beautiful?"
 
freshNyummy said:
i'm putting my money on "it does not work" if it is a man posting.

as opposed to "suddenly the inbox is full" if a woman is posting...
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This is one of the more funny posts I have read on Lit in a while. Nicely done. :D
 
UselessDesires said:
I know, I'm starting to feel a little guilty for trashing him. It wasn't exactly like I made it out to be. My initial reaction was to all threads that have men asking for some "help." Even more than that, it was about guys in the Literotica Chat that hail women by PM saying things like, "Wanna suck me off, beautiful?"
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Dont feel bad, Hon! I agree with you! Although there are a lot of great people on Lit, there ARE those few who dont care about playing nice or being civil. All it takes is taking one second to think about how YOU would want to be treated before writing something so inane as "Want to suck me off, beautiful?"

Ive got your back on this one... Im sorry if my post made you feel bad. Lit is such a great tool for creative and naughty fun! Thanks!!
 
Being as he's made 57 threads with 69 responses total ...

I doubt it works.

Just sayin

:D
 
Crea(m) said:
This is one of the more funny posts I have read on Lit in a while. Nicely done. :D
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I thought the same thing when I read that post. I never quite hit the mark when I'm trying to be amusing. Luckily I'm really good at appreciating other people's humor.
 
califwineguy said:
Dont feel bad, Hon! I agree with you! Although there are a lot of great people on Lit, there ARE those few who dont care about playing nice or being civil. All it takes is taking one second to think about how YOU would want to be treated before writing something so inane as "Want to suck me off, beautiful?"

Ive got your back on this one... Im sorry if my post made you feel bad. Lit is such a great tool for creative and naughty fun! Thanks!!
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But don't you think that one second's thought is exactly what makes a man try to start a conversation like that, they ARE thinking about how they would feel if a woman walked up to them and said, "Drop your pants stallion, I want to go for a ride." (Hey, that's a pretty good line, I might just have to use it!)

Anyway, James was noticably quiet after his initial posts, so I'm hoping he found what he was looking for. If he didn't, I'm thinking I might have to make it up to him. Guys don't really mind pity fucks, do they?
 
*chuckle*
Don't give in ladies! Demand yours too! Don't leave without dessert! :rolleyes:

I bet there is ONE person who answers this kind of add....just one though.
 
True...and 16 of those posts were to report that "I'm still hard" and there were about 7 "Anyone...Bueller.....Bueller?" posts.

Ok...now I am pathetic. I actually counted. :eek:
 
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