My sweatpants are better than your sweatpants!

[Starfish]

Wanna bet?

Mine are three sizes too big, and are charcoal grey. They have slash pockets and wear just like they were made from clouds and pillows.

I love em.

Mine are better. Right? How much do you love your sweats? I know you own some, don't lie. If you say you don't, then you'd better go buy some, cause you're missing out.

Would you still be my friend if we met up and I was wearing these puppies whilst chillin in the hood? (And for those tempted, I know I am fat, so you don't need to make fun of me.)

 

[Andreina]

1. I love your sweatpants
2. You are not fat
3. Yes, of course I would hang out with you
4. Have you decided on your new dog's name yet?
5. Want some chocolate?
Halo

 

[Elizabeth]

Funny you mention sweats, Starfish. I have on grey sweats, 3 sizes too big. I roll the waist down so they don't fall down. My husband can't understand why I buy them that big but they are sooo comfy. I don't have a pic to post, though. I'm also wearing a 4x hooded pullover navy blue sweatshirt. I love my sweats. Of course I'd hang out with you while wearing your sweats. As long as you don't mind mine.

 

[Starfish]

I am sorry LDWH, I know I shouldn't be self critical, but it is a complex I have because I've gained weight lately, winter fat?, and it is due to some verbal abuse I've taken from an s/o in the past, and my mom having made me feel like shit for weight gain in the past. Plus, well, trolls, ya know?

All that is really important is that others get in touch with their inner need for sweatclothes.

 

[lobito]

Fishie, I wear sweatpants ALL the time, unless I am going out to meet a client, or one is coming to my home office. I like to be comfy when I work, OR play.

I like yours, and YOU too. so there! NAH!

Lo

 

[Andreina]

Fishie, I wear sweatpants ALL the time, unless I am going out to meet a client, or one is coming to my home office.

Lo

...or when you are showing your naked arse off for us Litonians.

Halo

 

[Starfish]

Thanks Lobito. I think it's high time for a sweatpant revolution to occur.... across the planet.


Actually, this is odd for me to be wearing this sort of thing.

I am a flowing skirt girl. Always have been. I love the feel of the breeze.... , but it is winter now! I had to adapt, because these damn chill winds!

 

[lobito]

...or when you are showing your naked arse off for us Litonians.

Halo

ok, so THEN they are usually wrapped around my ankles, but they are still there, just incase I need to pull them up quickly.

And Fishie, you can't go wrong when you can get a decent pair of sweats for $5-10. I'm ALL for the sweat pants revolution, as long as it's not those damned nylon ones that make that swishy sound as you walk along.

Lo

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I don't wear sweat pants , I have a pair some where in my drawers but I don't care much for "pants " in general.

As for meeting you in sweat pants ... I could care less what you are wearing , you could be wrapped in a shower curtain and it would be cool with me.... I would be your amiga.

 

[Starfish]

I forgot to add that due to the puppy having been called Jack for 5 months, we won't respond to another name.

Sooooo, We decided to keep it Jack, and just ease in cutsie nick names over time.

He is officially now..

Jack Straw. No, not that Jack Straw....

This Jack Straw....

We can share the women
We can share the wine
We can share what we got of yours
'Cause we done shared all of mine

Keep on rolling
Just a mile to go
Keep on rolling, my old buddy
You're moving much too slow


I just jumped the watchman
Right outside the fence
Took his ring, four bucks in change
Now ain't that heaven sent?


Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon
Burns my eyes to see
Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon
Might as well be me


We used to play for silver
Now we play for life
One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife
Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all
Not with all...


Leaving Texas
Fourth day of July
Sun so hot, clouds so low
The eagles filled the sky


Catch the Detroit Lightning
Out of Santa Fe
Great Northern out of Cheyenne
From sea to shining sea


Gotta get to Tulsa
First train we can ride
Got to settle one old score
And one small point of pride...


Ain't no place a man can hide, Shannon
Keep him from the sun
Ain't no bed will give us rest, man,
You keep us on the run


Jack Straw from Wichita
Cut his buddy down
Dug for him a shallow grave
And layed his body down


Half a mile from Tucson
By the morning light
One man gone and another to go
My old buddy you're moving much too slow


We can share the women
we can share the wine...

Or if he poses to really be a girl.........

Jack-a-Roe

There was a wealthy merchant, in London he did dwell
He had a Beautiful daughter, the truth to you we'll tell
Oh the truth to you we'll tell

She had sweethearts (sweatpants) plenty, and men of high degree
But none but Jack the sailor, her true love ever be
Oh her true love ever be

Jackie's gone a sailing, with trouble on his mind
He's left his native country and his darling girl behind
Oh his darling girl behind

She went down to a tailor shop and dressed in man's array
She climbed on board a vessel to convey herself away
Oh convey herself away

Before you get on board sir, your name we'd like to know
She smiled on her countenance, they called me Jack-A-Roe
Oh they called me Jack-A-Roe

I see your waist is slender, your fingers they are small
Your cheeks too red and rosy to face the cannonball
Oh to face the cannonball

I know my waist's to slender, my fingers they are small
but it would not make me tremble to see ten thousand fall
Oh to see ten thousand fall

The war soon being over she went and looked around
among the dead and wounded her darling boy she found
Oh her darling boy she found

She picked him up on in her arms and carried him to the town
she sent for a physician to quickly heal his wounds
Oh to quickly heal his wounds

This couple they got married so well they did agree
This couple they got married so why not you and me?
Oh why not you and me?
Oh why not you and me?

 

[MissTaken]

Soooo

Who wants to get into Fishie's sweatpants?

 

[Cibo]

I own 2 pairs of sweatpants that are my size, but I never wear them. I am a jean kind of person. And if I am exercising or running, thats when I love my jogging pants.

 

[Guest]

My ass is too big to look, even remotely, attractive in sweatpants.

Now you, on the otherhand, my dear Starfish...I'd enjoy peeling them off of you, very slowly...and..

 

[Starfish]

I love your ass, Rain, no matter what it is in.....


Hopefully in... my hands, someday.

 

[Guest]

Yum. Yum. Yummy!

 

[Mensa]

This sounds interesting

I don't care much for "pants " in general.

You don't wear "pants"? COOL!!!

 

[SilverVeil]

I have a couple of those pants. And some old soft very worn T-Shirts. I buy them at the big men's store near here. I am all about being surrounded by softness. I will not sleep on anything but flannel sheets, my comforter is flannel too. I have big soft fluffy towels, and most of my clothes are soft somehow. Either by lots of wear, or the material.

 

[Guest]

1. I love your sweatpants
2.
You are not fat
Don't lie


3. Yes, of course I would hang out with you
4. Have you decided on your new dog's name yet?
5. Want some chocolate?
Halo

 

[JennyOmanHill]

My pants aren't really sweat pants. They are black, pull on slacks with the elastic under the foot. They are so loose and so worn by now that holes have started to form in various spots! But they are so comfy and I just automatically put them on when I plan to just hang out at the computer!

 

[MissTaken]

Allright then,

I will answer the thread. My favorite sweatpants are pale blue with splotches of a variety of stains, two sizes too big and are more than ten years old. They don't stay up very well, but there is nothing more comfie than these sweatpants.

These sweatpants have helped me to move twice, seen me through two pregnancies and brought loads of comfort when post partem, they have covered my ass post sex more often than I care to remember and have helped me to remodel, garden and complete a variety of other life changing tasks. We have history!

 

[privy2u]

Nonsense Fishie! I'd hang with you anytime, anywhere.

I have four pair of sweats and wear them every day! But I am in need of 3x larger like you have!

I know what you mean about the winter fat! I ahve put on a few pounds myself. In fact I was gonna take a shot of how tight they are (fit like a pair of wranglers) but my damn webcam went on the fritz again! Maybe later.

privy

 

[Rambling Rose]

Girl, you're killin' me here.

 

[freakygirl]

Gretchie and I are twins today..

I'll post a picture later.. I'm wearing the same kind of outfit except my sweatpants are light gray.. and my sweatshirt has bleach stains on the front and the sleeves..

 

[Shockdoctor]

No Fishie, my sweats are better. Detroit Lions sweat pants scream quality.

However, if you've got room in your sweats for 2....then I may reconsider who has the better sweats.

 

[roxie]

You are not alone in this!

I too love my sweats! I work in jeans all day, and as soon as I walk in the door, those come off! Usually after work, I can be found in either my sweat pants or my pajama pants, they are both comfy. I wear sweatshirts with both, during the summer, I have tank tops that I wear with them......alas a pic of me and my sweats! It's not the best pic, and I accidentally clipped my head off when I was cutting it down, but at least it's me!