My Question Thread

[Lunation]

I'm starting a question thread.

You know, where the OP posts a question in bold every once in a while and everyone has a great discussion.

Only we're doing this one *my* way. I'm going to post in it a bunch for, like, thirty minutes and then forget I made.

 

[Lunation]

Ok, let's get this rolling:

You're in a plane with your favorite sports team when it crashes in the mountains. You are forced to resort to cannibalism, which player do you eat first and why?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I guess I won't bother subscribing.

 

[Lunation]

I guess I won't bother subscribing.

This is good policy for my threads.

Also good policy: come prepared for cannibalism. You know the saying, "If you don't know which member of your group of friends would get eaten first if you were trapped in the mountains, it's probably you."

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[troubledone]

Ok, let's get this rolling:

You're in a plane with your favorite sports team when it crashes in the mountains. You are forced to resort to cannibalism, which player do you eat first and why?

The one with the best breasts and a hairy muff

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Donner Party?

I'll pass, thanks.

 

[Lunation]

Ok, not sports people I see. Fine. Next question:

You just completed your scheme to poison the world's water supplies with a chemical that will turn all of the frogs gay, but you catch a pesky British secret agent sneaking about your lab. How do you kill him and how long is your monologue?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lunation]

Long monologues increase risk of failure. Kept mouth shut? And how....d'uh, not goving away my techniches

A secret death. Careful. I like it.

I'd go with the scorpion pit. Tried and true. And I can just monologue until the screaming stops.

 

[emsway]

A secret death. Careful. I like it.

I'd go with the scorpion pit. Tried and true. And I can just monologue until the screaming stops.

Oh yes. And explain in great detail how the venom works and how long it's going to take for him to die. I like that part.

 

[Lunation]

Oh yes. And explain in great detail how the venom works and how long it's going to take for him to die. I like that part.

Exactly.

There's almost no point in killing someone with venom if they don't know how the biochemical pathways in their body are being systematically shut down. Without that knowledge it's like showing a toddler a Van Gogh painting. I mean, what's the point?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ok, not sports people I see. Fine. Next question:

You just completed your scheme to poison the world's water supplies with a chemical that will turn all of the frogs gay, but you catch a pesky British secret agent sneaking about your lab. How do you kill him and how long is your monologue?

1. Face sitting, of course.

2. Until I have used up my daily 50,000 word quota.

Eat me honey!

You're silly.

 

[Lunation]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

1. Nicholas Cage. At least he's expressive.

2. Anything with Keanu Reeves.

 

[Lunation]

I would also choose Nicholas Cage, so I could forever watch bees being poured on his face in The Whicker Man

Bonus: same answer.

Next question:

You just started a new question thread, but lit is being super slow to load. How many questions do you ask before you give up?

 

[emsway]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

Pffft. Easy peasy. Keanu. At least he's kinda hot. And I kinda liked Tilda Swinton as Gabriel in Constantine.

I'm going with Glitter. I've never actually seen it, but it must be pretty horrible because Maraiah Carrey. Watching her in a movie would make me writhe in agony. Was that mean? I don't care.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

None of these questions are in any of my areas of expertise.

I hope you're going to offer extra credit, or I'm doomed.

 

[Lunation]

I would also choose Nicholas Cage, so I could forever watch bees being poured on his face in The Whicker Man

Bonus: same answer.

Next question:

You just started a new question thread, but lit is being super slow to load. How many questions do you ask before you give up?

Answer: 4

Pffft. Easy peasy. Keanu. At least he's kinda hot. And I kinda liked Tilda Swinton as Gabriel in Constantine.

I'm going with Glitter. I've never actually seen it, but it must be pretty horrible because Maraiah Carrey. Watching her in a movie would make me writhe in agony. Was that mean? I don't care.

You do get the first Matrix movie, but you also get its sequels...

 

[Bjerget]

Ok, let's get this rolling:

You're in a plane with your favorite sports team when it crashes in the mountains. You are forced to resort to cannibalism, which player do you eat first and why?

Mikkel Hansen because he's tasty AF!

Ok, not sports people I see. Fine. Next question:

You just completed your scheme to poison the world's water supplies with a chemical that will turn all of the frogs gay, but you catch a pesky British secret agent sneaking about your lab. How do you kill him and how long is your monologue?

I cover him in birdseed and honey and leave him in a bird sanctuary. Before I go, I deliver him a 3 min 28 sec monologue, about how my evil plan will come to fruition.

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

Nicholas Cage because he's actually funny and a great actor!

Next question:

You just started a new question thread, but lit is being super slow to load. How many questions do you ask before you give up?

I'd say eighteen. Make some of them voice challenges and you'll have them lapping at each other's feet.

 

[Lunation]

Voice clips?

No, that's work. I abhor work in all its forms.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Ok, let's get this rolling:

You're in a plane with your favorite sports team when it crashes in the mountains. You are forced to resort to cannibalism, which player do you eat first and why?

Well I wouldn't literally eat Hope Solo, but I would "eat her..."

Ok, not sports people I see. Fine. Next question:

You just completed your scheme to poison the world's water supplies with a chemical that will turn all of the frogs gay, but you catch a pesky British secret agent sneaking about your lab. How do you kill him and how long is your monologue?

I would securely secure him in a security chair & stick him with drip bags containing some strong undiluted battery acid.

Would a long string of colourful metaphors count as a monologue?

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

Keanu Reeves. Bill & Teds excellent journey.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

I couldn't just die again?