My Question Thread

[ViciousTease]

Ok, let's get this rolling:

You're in a plane with your favorite sports team when it crashes in the mountains. You are forced to resort to cannibalism, which player do you eat first and why?

The catcher. He's the slowest runner.

 

[ViciousTease]

Ok, not sports people I see. Fine. Next question:

You just completed your scheme to poison the world's water supplies with a chemical that will turn all of the frogs gay, but you catch a pesky British secret agent sneaking about your lab. How do you kill him and how long is your monologue?

I started to answer this question, but my answer was so twisted I scared myself. Let's just say he suffered a questionable death. There would be an epic monologue, but not until he was good and truly dead. And I would speak directly to the camera, Ferris style.

 

[ViciousTease]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

Keanu Reeves. At least he's fuckably attractive. I have a vivid imagination and a short attention span. Within half an hour, the television would just be white noise in the background of my mind's theater anyway.

Bonus: I'm not bound by the shackles of sanity.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

VT! Toss me the key!

You know the one.

 

[default24]

Keanu Reeves. At least he's fuckably attractive. I have a vivid imagination and a short attention span. Within half an hour, the television would just be white noise in the background of my mind's theater anyway.

Bonus: I'm not bound by the shackles of sanity.

You mean to tell me keanu is better than this?
https://media.giphy.com/media/CiTLZWskt7Fu/200.gif


Just bask in the glory of that luscious hair flowing in the breeze

 

[ViciousTease]

I would also choose Nicholas Cage, so I could forever watch bees being poured on his face in The Whicker Man

Bonus: same answer.

Next question:

You just started a new question thread, but lit is being super slow to load. How many questions do you ask before you give up?

You never give up. Ever. You fight the servers. You make the refresh button your bitch, poking and pounding it until you are satisfied. You post. You post like it's the sole purpose of your existence. You keep pushing those buttons, stringing letters into words that form obscure questions for the masses to read and ponder. You never give up!

Or 4.

 

[Suz_anne]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

Keanu movies. Because he is pretty. He's so pretty. I mean, soooooooo pretty.

Gigli.

 

[ViciousTease]

VT! Toss me the key!

You know the one.

Messier stole it.

You mean to tell me keanu is better than this?
https://media.giphy.com/media/CiTLZWskt7Fu/200.gif


Just bask in the glory of that luscious hair flowing in the breeze

Ick, yuck, and ewwww. *shudders and gags a little*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Messier stole it.

Well, get it back.

 

[ViciousTease]

Well, get it back.

Yes, ma'am.

*scampers off to find MO*

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well, get it back.

Yes, ma'am.

*scampers off to find MO*

Um, he doesn't have a clue where that key goes, does he?

*gets the backup out of his wallet and gives it to Miss Honey*

 

[Endless_Night]

Bonus: I'm not bound by the shackles of sanity.

I feel like I should have this tattooed somewhere.

Somewhere prominent.

Sort of like a user warning.

 

[ViciousTease]

I feel like I should have this tattooed somewhere.

Somewhere prominent.

Sort of like a user warning.

LOL We could get matching tats!

 

[Endless_Night]

LOL We could get matching tats!

Let's do it!

Now. We just have to decide where....

 

[Azuldrgon]

LOL We could get matching tats!

Let's do it!

Now. We just have to decide where....

I have a couple ideas......VT, did you get that key back? I need to make a few more copies.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Next question:

You die, and because you're a filthy fuck who posted on a porn board (shame) you go to purgatory where you are forced to choose between watching every Nicholas Cage movie on repeat for all eternity or every Keanu Reeves movie on repeat for all eternity. Which do you choose and why?

Bonus: which movie do you think would free you from the shackles of sanity?

Keanu, how is there another answer? He's beautiful to look at. He's in my top 5 of hotness.

 

[Lunation]

The catcher. He's the slowest runner.

Good answer.

 

[Lunation]

Kids these days with their fidget spinners and their snapchats and their crushing student debt. What new technology or fad makes you feel your age?

 

[Lunation]

Kids these days with their fidget spinners and their snapchats and their crushing student debt. What new technology or fad makes you feel your age?

For me it's definitely the fidget spinners.

Damn kids and their spinning fidgets! In my day we had Pogs AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH THEM!

 

[numeniusa]

Kids these days with their fidget spinners and their snapchats and their crushing student debt. What new technology or fad makes you feel your age?

Texting/browsing/general fiddling with your phone while you're watching a film you've paid to see. I think I'm too old to (want to) multi-task like that.

(Hey, Luna! Welcome back )

 

[Lunation]

Texting/browsing/general fiddling with your phone while you're watching a film you've paid to see. I think I'm too old to (want to) multi-task like that.

(Hey, Luna! Welcome back )

And that's just rude, as well.


Hi! Nice to see you.

 

[ViciousTease]

Kids these days with their fidget spinners and their snapchats and their crushing student debt. What new technology or fad makes you feel your age?

What gets me is the way everything is disposable to these kids. If I wanted a fidget spinner, if I had begged and pleaded to have one, when I got it, it would be precious to me. I would take care of it. I wouldn't want anyone else messing with it.

These kids today act like they will absolutely die if they don't have a spinner or whatever the newest thing is, then trade it to a friend like it was nothing. Or break it and then toss it. Hello? Super glue!!

 

[MessierObject]

For me it's definitely the fidget spinners.

Damn kids and their spinning fidgets! In my day we had Pogs AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH THEM!

I try my darnedest not to be the crotchety old man I want to be. I still get and have always hated the "Back in my day" speeches. Yes kids these days have it easier in a lot of ways, and we had it easier than our parents, but that's just progress. I'd be concerned if the opposite were true.

That being said, general decency and common courtesy are becoming less general and less common across all generations and that bugs me. I correct it more frequently with "kids" because for them there is still hope to learn them right.

P.S. I ruled the playground with my Slammers, no Pogs were safe.

 

[Lunation]

P.S. I ruled the playground with my Slammers, no Pogs were safe.

I challenge you to a duel!

 

[MessierObject]

I challenge you to a duel!

*Squares off to Luna*
I knew this day would come.
*Lifts jeans over top of boots, pulling a Pog tube out of each*
I must warn you, I've lost more friends than Pogs playing
*Pulls yin yang with skulls slammer out of pocket*
Last chance, partner