My next boyfriend

[parodyluvr75]

Will have to be someone I completely adore. He needs to be smart, kind and passionate. He has to have lots of feathers, a huge beak, big talons and taste good covered in low fat strawberry yogurt.

Please apply below.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Here birdy, birdy...

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[parodyluvr75]

You are trying to ply me with treats.

 

[dg]

This poll has three obvious answers and an obligatory dolf.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You are trying to ply me with treats.

...I have an average beak...

 

[parodyluvr75]

This poll has three obvious answers and an obligatory dolf.

Dolf likes being in my polls, so I oblige.

I didn't think I had any obvious answers in my poll.

*eyes you and your custom user title suspiciously.

...I have an average beak...

How nice are your talons?

 

[RedAllan]

Strawberry yogurt and bird seed are on my shopping list.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Strawberry yogurt and bird seed are on my shopping list.

Trying to bait a birdy, aren't you?


Is there so a roasting pan and butter on the list too?

 

[1sickbastard]

...I have an average beak...

Said by everyone on the western of curve of the beak-size bell curve.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It just wouldn't work out between us.


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[RawHumor]

Be prepared for your inbox to be inundated with pecker pics.

 

[bronzeage]

Will have to be someone I completely adore. He needs to be smart, kind and passionate. He has to have lots of feathers, a huge beak, big talons and taste good covered in low fat strawberry yogurt.

Please apply below.

I'll put you on the call list for fourth wife, but I have to tell you, it's a long list.

 

[Riles]

I'd flock with you anyday, but I'm no boy...birdy.

 

[Noor]

Boy birdies should note the roasting pan and butter part closely, also the yogurt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It just wouldn't work out between us.


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Well, we tried.

Be prepared for your inbox to be inundated with pecker pics.

You'd think, but it never works out that way.

I'll put you on the call list for fourth wife, but I have to tell you, it's a long list.

But a very prestigious list to be on.

I'd flock with you anyday, but I'm no boy...birdy.

I'd preen you in a heart beat.

Boy birdies should note the roasting pan and butter part closely, also the yogurt.

Hush, you.

 

[RedAllan]

Trying to bait a birdy, aren't you?


Is there so a roasting pan and butter on the list too?

The best sea salted butter from France.

 

[lovetoread]

I have the bestest strap on beak.

 

[Magnetron]

This poll would be rendered unnecessary if you took Mike Yates for a test flight.

I recommend wearing the helmet.

 

[pete]

i found you a bf !

but he didn't make it.

 

[jakeboone83]

Is there a thing that doesn't taste great slathered in strawberry yogurt?

 

[Liar]

Is there a thing that doesn't taste great slathered in strawberry yogurt?

A pickle. But I'm willing to be proven wrong.

 

[jakeboone83]

A pickle. But I'm willing to be proven wrong.

Challenge accepted. I'll feed one to my 3 year old tonight and let you know what he thinks.