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I first realized that the friendly Chinese family who lived next door had moved out one warm summer night in August. I had spent way too many hours on Lit and retired to a deep slumber around 1:45 am. I was startled awake around 3:00 am by the the sound of a very persistent knocking, nay, pounding on my back door. Petrified, I crept through my apartment and peeked out a window to my back porch. Standing there was a Dudley Moore circa "Arthur" look-a-like, eyes glazed over, about to pass out.
Turns out, I was not the object of this lonely gentleman's affection that night. He was looking for my new neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore.
It is interesting to share a patio, several walls, and in fact, the whole floor of my apartment building with a crackwhore. Well actually, I have yet to see any crack in her possession, but that is neither here nor there . Trust me, this woman leads a colourful life.
I thought I would post my observations, encounters and anecdotes about Kelly here for your (okay, my) amusement. If I get my timing right, I may even be able to get some photos, either of her, or some of her many many male suitors.
Feel free to post questions and comments. I have already had several encounters with KtCW.
If you are a crackwhore, I apologize in advance.
MG
Feb 19th, 2006 - edit
I've decided to index my stories. However, I encourage you to read the full thread because its the array of comments and questions that makes it so entertaining. If you lack a sense of sarcasm, please close this window now.
# 1: My Neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore
# 2: Dead birds and black eyeliner ~~ Now with photo accompaniment (thanks Mecha)
#3: The Laundryroom Incident
# 4: Ground Floor Tour
# 5: Mullets & Wifebeaters
# 6: New Year's with KtCW: Part One
# 7: New Year's with KtCW: Part Two
# 8: New Year's with KtCW: Part Three
# 9: New Year's with KtCW: Part Four
# 10: New Year's with KtCW: Part Five
# 11: New Year's with KtCW: Part Six
# 12: Tables are turned: My Neighbour, the Ultra-Conservative Prude
#13: The Importance of Communication in a Relationship
#14: Crackwhore Analogies
#15: Wednesday Evening Crackwhore Banter
#16: Casual Hallway Banter
#17: (Not and update, but holy hell, this shite is funny)
#18: Update: More Info On Mr. 10-speed Bike Guy - Is He Or Is He Not Kelly's Brother...
#19: End of the week update
#20: R.I.P. Kelly Senior
#21: W.O.M.D. Doors.
Turns out, I was not the object of this lonely gentleman's affection that night. He was looking for my new neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore.
It is interesting to share a patio, several walls, and in fact, the whole floor of my apartment building with a crackwhore. Well actually, I have yet to see any crack in her possession, but that is neither here nor there . Trust me, this woman leads a colourful life.
I thought I would post my observations, encounters and anecdotes about Kelly here for your (okay, my) amusement. If I get my timing right, I may even be able to get some photos, either of her, or some of her many many male suitors.
Feel free to post questions and comments. I have already had several encounters with KtCW.
If you are a crackwhore, I apologize in advance.
MG
Feb 19th, 2006 - edit
I've decided to index my stories. However, I encourage you to read the full thread because its the array of comments and questions that makes it so entertaining. If you lack a sense of sarcasm, please close this window now.
# 1: My Neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore
# 2: Dead birds and black eyeliner ~~ Now with photo accompaniment (thanks Mecha)
#3: The Laundryroom Incident
# 4: Ground Floor Tour
# 5: Mullets & Wifebeaters
# 6: New Year's with KtCW: Part One
# 7: New Year's with KtCW: Part Two
# 8: New Year's with KtCW: Part Three
# 9: New Year's with KtCW: Part Four
# 10: New Year's with KtCW: Part Five
# 11: New Year's with KtCW: Part Six
# 12: Tables are turned: My Neighbour, the Ultra-Conservative Prude
#13: The Importance of Communication in a Relationship
#14: Crackwhore Analogies
#15: Wednesday Evening Crackwhore Banter
#16: Casual Hallway Banter
#17: (Not and update, but holy hell, this shite is funny)
#18: Update: More Info On Mr. 10-speed Bike Guy - Is He Or Is He Not Kelly's Brother...
#19: End of the week update
#20: R.I.P. Kelly Senior
#21: W.O.M.D. Doors.
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