A brush with danger?

[THROBBS]

Nah.

I happened to notice that my electric toothbrush was not as "violent" as one might guess. I put my finger to it, and sure enough it was more of a tickle. Out of curiosity, I put it to my nipple, and it was good (though I am not much into having my nipples played with, I imagined that it could be fun to introduce to the wife...nah. Ahahahahahhahaahaa, what was I thinking!?). Today I gave it a further test, on my cock. Gingerly, at first, of course. Quite good! I suppose that my younger self might have been too sensitive.



Give it a whirl!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I hope you aren’t going to brush your teeth with it now. That would definitely be something for the ICK thread

 

[THROBBS]

I hope you aren’t going to brush your teeth with it now. That would definitely be something for the ICK thread

*shrug*
Why not?
My cock is clean.

Some women have sucked on vibrators after touching or inserting into their pussies! GASP!

 

[THROBBS]

A bit ironic that your "title" is Downright Dirty.

Guess I have crossed that line! hahahaahahaha
No kisses for me from Amber.

 

[THROBBS]

Shame! Shame!

 

[THROBBS]

Maybe it is time to brush the vagina dentata. Especially after biting off the errant cock.

Though it appears to be disembodied from the get go.

 

[Llehlla]

*shrug*
Why not?
My cock is clean.

Some women have sucked on vibrators after touching or inserting into their pussies! GASP!

And some men have sucked on pussies! And some women have sucked on cocks! And some women have tasted their own juices. And some men have tasted their come in their partner’s mouth! And, and, and…
Hey, it’s ALL “dirty.”

 

[THROBBS]

And some men have sucked on pussies! And some women have sucked on cocks! And some women have tasted their own juices. And some men have tasted their come in their partner’s mouth! And, and, and…
Hey, it’s ALL “dirty.”

GASP!

 

[Llehlla]

GASP!

I KNOW! What I don’t know is what font you wrote the word “gasp” in. Would you mind telling me?

 

[Llehlla]

GASP!

And that’s just what goes on in the front of the house!

 

[THROBBS]

I KNOW! What I don’t know is what font you wrote the word “gasp” in. Would you mind telling me?

Pretty sure it was GEORGIA.

The grey tool bar has three dots (to the right of the pallet)...click there and you should see a second tool bar below the first. THEN you should see an A (with a down arrow) where you should see a list of alternative type faces.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Electric toothbrush, eh???

 

[Llehlla]

Pretty sure it was GEORGIA.

The grey tool bar has three dots (to the right of the pallet)...click there and you should see a second tool bar below the first. THEN you should see an A (with a down arrow) where you should see a list of alternative type faces.

Well I’ll be! I never used anything on the toolbar other than add image!

 

[Llehlla]

Pretty sure it was GEORGIA.

The grey tool bar has three dots (to the right of the pallet)...click there and you should see a second tool bar below the first. THEN you should see an A (with a down arrow) where you should see a list of alternative type faces.

So THAT’S how you do all those clever TYPE THINGS! Am I a fucking idiot or what?

 

[Llehlla]

 

[THROBBS]

Electric toothbrush, eh???

Better than a vacuum!

 

[THROBBS]

So THAT’S how you do all those clever TYPE THINGS! Am I a fucking idiot or what?

Hardly. Just not overly explorative, in the tech arena.

I feel that I have unleashed a monster!

 

[THROBBS]

I hope this thing brushes!

(Probably with a pussy soaked electric tooth brush, to enhance the lure!)




BTW, I brushed last night AND this morning with that toothbrush! EWWWWWWWW!!!!

Ahahahahahahahahahhaaaaahhahaahahaha!

 

[Llehlla]

Hardly. Just not overly explorative, in the tech arena.

I feel that I have unleashed a monster!

Well, the fact that I have been doing everything on my cell phone until recently when I got an iPad explains at least partially why I have stuck to the absolute basics. Things are so small on the screen. It’s hard to make them out. The three dots are visible, but getting my dumb, numb fingers too accurately touch them isn’t worth the trouble I fear I will cause, not knowing what they’re even for. For all I know they could be some shut down erase everything report the device to the authorities symbol!
When I opened my iPad and followed your directions, everything became clear… crystal clear. If I had time, I would absolutely Start spawning typographical deviants more deviant than any deviance (sp? Who cares?) you could conjure in the deepest, darkest nightmare of your deviant subconscious!

 

[THROBBS]

"Penis breath!" (remember, Drew Barrymore's line from E.T. ?)

(my own, since I don't drive on that side of the road)

 

[THROBBS]

I'd brush my teeth with hers (or mine) after she'd buzzed her clit with it.
I imagine a nuanced minty flavor.




"EWWWWW!!!"

or is it "ICK!" ?


heeeheeeheee

 

[THROBBS]

Alrighty. I gather that folk are either squicked out by the thought or just "meh" about it.

Or, too embarrassed now to show any interest.

 

[Llehlla]

Alrighty. I gather that folk are either squicked out by the thought or just "meh" about it.

Or, too embarrassed now to show any interest.

I responded with laughter. I just don’t have anything to contribute.

 

[Llehlla]

I could go into more detail about how this topic being WAY out there at the outer limits of what’s considered by some to be disgusting is naive at best, but why bother? Am I right, @ THROBBS?

 

[Llehlla]

I could draw things that are much more disgusting to use as examples, but the drawing I posted on Sky today is serving that that purpose quite adequately. it’s a horror.