My mother's coming to visit. Can everyone pretend this is E-bay?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Change the cock and pussy avatars to cuckoo clocks and lamps, and everyone start using phrases like "fine sandalwood finish".

Thanks.

 

[bknight2602]

Fat chance. LMAO

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"He's pointing at a Medieval Tallow Candle, Mom. Starting at $50."

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Wanna buy a cuckoo cock with a fine sandlewood finish?

 

[Nora]

I've got a cushy, pink air mattress for sale.

Slightly used.

 

[princess4u]

how about a pair of smooth-finished
ivory globes????

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Keep going. I think this will work.

 

[kidthor]

One red assed baboon...bidding starts at $250...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

how about a pair of smooth-finished
ivory globes????

Does sandlewood go good with ivory?

 

[peachykeen]

One butterfly specimen. Going cheap. Mounting optional.

 

[Guest]

 

[princess4u]

Does sandlewood go good with ivory?

a splendid idea -
how much do you think we could get
for the sandalwood and ivory together???

 

[sunstruck]

What happens when she finds the story section?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gothic erotica. All the best people read it.

 

[peachykeen]

What happens when DCL finds out his mom is actually that new 'fond of facials' character?

 

[Saint Peter]

CANDYCANE: SLIGHTY USED. THE SMELL OF TWB'S ASS COULD BE REMOVED WITH PAINT THINNER AND A WIRE BRUSH.
PAINT THINNER AND WIRE BRUSH NOT INCLUDED.

 

[His_kitty]

one (1)Churchill, England, soup bowl, no chips or cracks.
"willow" pattern

cleavage optional

"best" offer

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My Mom isn't here. She can't even get Literotica. She uses some Christian Internet Provider that comes over to your house and performs an exorcism on your PC. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

But Todd wants porn. It's his version of the hair shirt.

 

[bknight2602]

*thoughts of The Exorist running through my head* LMAO

 

[Belilica]

Replacement lens, comes in green, single only. Bidding starts at $1500

 

[bluemuse]

I had to run through this thread with my hands over my eyes. Mommies and Literotica mentioned in the same breath!!!

Lines have been crossed!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

a splendid idea -
how much do you think we could get
for the sandalwood and ivory together???

Hmm. On DVD or tape?

Maybe a webcast?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I had to run through this thread with my hands over my eyes. Mommies and Literotica mentioned in the same breath!!!

Lines have been crossed!

Uh, how do you think mommies get to be mommies?