my mood today....today?? Oh yeah. Thursday.

[matriarch]

I feel shredded. I know how a hamster feels inside one of those treadmills that goes nowhere. I have been in one for the last month at work. This last week it just got too fast for me to keep up, so I'm taking a week off. Only one more day to go, then I can overdose on AH.........

I feel weary. I want to know why the damned dawn chorus is supposed to be such a beautiful sound? It is not. When it wakes me at 4am, just because the sun is up, and refuses to let me get back to sleep until an hour before my alarm is due to go off, I have a distinct yearning for a shotgun, and a good aim.

I feel maudlin. I miss my love.

M

 

[matriarch]

Oooops

Sorry people, this was supposed to go on the existing thread, what's your mood today.

Ignore this, I'll copy and post on the original.

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Svenskaflicka]

HIJACK!!!!!

 

[Guest]

BUNDLE!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

JOY!!!

Eh... we ARE playing the association game here, right?

 

[Guest]

DIVISION!!!

LOL! Looks like we are now.

 

[cloudy]

DIVISION!!!

LOL! Looks like we are now.

DIVORCE!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

FREEDOM!


Don't ask.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

DIVORCE!

That's a subtle cry for help now isn't it?

 

[Guest]

FREEDOM!


Don't ask.

WHAM!

 

[cloudy]

That's a subtle cry for help now isn't it?

I didn't think it was that subtle.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

WHAM!

BAM!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

THANK YOU, MAN.

 

[Guest]

DUDE!!

 

[matriarch]

THANK YOU, MAN.

Ma'am.
That's 'thank you ma'am'.
I like my version better.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

WHERE'S MY CAR?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

DUDE!!

RUDE!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ma'am.
That's 'thank you ma'am'.
I like my version better.

I like MY version best. Who says men should be the only ones to fuck-and-run?

 

[matriarch]

WHERE'S MY CAR?

Garage?
Parked on the road?
Parking lot?



You are all wayyyyy too fast for me.
I'm butting out.

M

 

[Guest]

RUDE!

FUCKER!

WHERE'S MY CAR?

ROAD RAGE!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Garage?
Parked on the road?
Parking lot?



You are all wayyyyy too fast for me.
I'm butting out.

M

Nooooooooooo! You can't do that! You started this, so you can damn well stay the course!

(Plus, it's a good way to hike up yer post count. )

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

FUCKER!

Love you Lou!

Running like my ass is on fire.............

 

[matriarch]

Nooooooooooo! You can't do that! You started this, so you can damn well stay the course!

(Plus, it's a good way to hike up yer post count. )

Lou

Thank you for the kiss.....returned two fold... , but this old lady's brain is hurting trying to keep up with you young'uns.

Time for bed. I have to be ready for the *gritted teeth* damn birds at 4am.

g'night lovely ladies.

love yuz awl.

 

[Guest]

Love you Lou!

Running like my ass is on fire.............

Hehehe!

Love you too, babe! So much so, I'm gonna leave you with a parting gift...







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[Guest]

Thank you for the kiss.....returned two fold... , but this old lady's brain is hurting trying to keep up with you young'uns.

Time for bed. I have to be ready for the *gritted teeth* damn birds at 4am.

g'night lovely ladies.

love yuz awl.

Oh yes, those birds. Get yourself a klaxon and creep up to their nests at 11 o'clock at night. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

Night night!

Lou