My Mom Has Ass Cancer

[Lancecastor]

... so naturally, I've been making fun of her.

Thank you, GB, for your support during this difficult time.

 

[Que]

I had concerns that her adding cheap, ass spices to her suppositories might prove to be problematic.

 

[Lancecastor]

I had concerns that her adding cheap, ass spices to her suppositories might prove to be problematic.

I am trying to adjust to your being my "special uncle".

Uncle Rob was very good to her.

 

[Disgustipated]

"Special"? Like, him wanting to be your aunt?

 

[Lancecastor]

"Special"? Like, him wanting to be your aunt?

No, that's the Hashtags.

 

[colddiesel]

"Ass Cancer" - interesting name for her son.

 

[Emerson40]

"Ass Cancer" - interesting name for her son.

That's just how 'Lancecastor' sounds when she said it.

Her accent was pretty thick.

 

[Lancecastor]

Good news; Mom got through her surgery and is expected to fully recover.

Thanks for all your notes and letters of support during this difficult time.

 

[Comshaw]

My Mom Has Ass Cancer (snip)

I am so sorry to hear that. Was it caused by your birth?




Comshaw

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

This is serious and all you do is tease poor Lancie

"Ass Cancer" - interesting name for her son.

I think the full name is Lancasser.

That's just how 'Lancecastor' sounds when she said it.

Her accent was pretty thick.

Lance's head is pretty thick.

I am so sorry to hear that. Was it caused by your birth?

Comshaw

Lancecaster's mummy never had any kids.

 

[Lancecastor]

Mom's never been a good driver; the cataracts dont help and she drives like a bat out of hell.

Yesterday she used ass cancer to talk her way out of a speeding ticket.

The local cops now think she's stage four, so she can probably drive with diplomatic immunity until Christmas.

Mom knows how to work her cancer.

 

[Fala]

Mom's never been a good driver; the cataracts dont help and she drives like a bat out of hell.

Yesterday she used ass cancer to talk her way out of a speeding ticket.

The local cops now think she's stage four, so she can probably drive with diplomatic immunity until Christmas.

Mom knows how to work her cancer.

OMFG! You cannot hear me laughing...no, not at all.

 

[pensivepoet]

I heard it's a side effect of incest