My Little Pony...

:rolleyes:

Fair enough, keep us posted or I'll send Fluttershy to talk with you about dashing my hopes of space travel.
 
Good. Because she doesn't like it when you pick on her friends and I already showed you what happened when a bear picked on me. Are you a bear? Cus unless you can beat up a bear you'll get beat by my little pwny.
 
Good. Because she doesn't like it when you pick on her friends and I already showed you what happened when a bear picked on me. Are you a bear? Cus unless you can beat up a bear you'll get beat by my little pwny.

Not a bear.

I would like to see a transgender pony next season.
 
You get a mix and match monster who made a rather good bid for evil overlord of the internet. He ranks up there with those who shall not be named.
 
And few and far between for MLP since apparently Lauren Faust got overulled on making MLP into powerpuff girls with ponies (which the first episode was well on the way to making) and instead making it kinda random bits of fun (which clearly worked out just fine at the very least)

Basically you have Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Crysalis (great song, great plot that I intend to punish my mean old DnD friends with), and King Sombra and then after that it plummets all the way from that to Gilda and Trixie. . .and Trixie needs more love. I might not love how she won the contest but she is great and powerful!

And check out that flank.
 
And few and far between for MLP since apparently Lauren Faust got overulled on making MLP into powerpuff girls with ponies (which the first episode was well on the way to making) and instead making it kinda random bits of fun (which clearly worked out just fine at the very least)

Basically you have Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Crysalis (great song, great plot that I intend to punish my mean old DnD friends with), and King Sombra and then after that it plummets all the way from that to Gilda and Trixie. . .and Trixie needs more love. I might not love how she won the contest but she is great and powerful!

And check out that flank.

I mourn the loss of Mojojojo. But this works too. Not as many funky bad guys.
 
She looks almost cute in that picture. You'd think she wasn't gonna wrap you up and try to eat your soul.
 
She looks almost cute in that picture. You'd think she wasn't gonna wrap you up and try to eat your soul.

Bits of her are leaking out. She needs a patch or two. Those wings better be magic because they are not aerodynamic.
 
She eats souls! I don't think anybody explained to her about bodily fluids. Besides we can't talk about aerodynamics and ponies anyway. Not only are pegasus wings WAY too small for animals of their assumed size almost all of them have demonstated the ability to hover which very few (I'd say JUST hummingbirds but you're a nerd and you'd find some species of swallow that can do it). I'm pretty sure Ponies fly using the magic of friendship and not actual flight. You know like Superman.
 
She eats souls! I don't think anybody explained to her about bodily fluids. Besides we can't talk about aerodynamics and ponies anyway. Not only are pegasus wings WAY too small for animals of their assumed size almost all of them have demonstated the ability to hover which very few (I'd say JUST hummingbirds but you're a nerd and you'd find some species of swallow that can do it). I'm pretty sure Ponies fly using the magic of friendship and not actual flight. You know like Superman.

At least none of them are wearing capes. Those are hazardous.
 
She looks almost cute in that picture. You'd think she wasn't gonna wrap you up and try to eat your soul.

She's the show's most interesting villain, IMHO. I like how she buzzes when she talks.

Those wings better be magic because they are not aerodynamic.

True. But she could change into Rainbow Dash if she wanted to, and instantly fly like a champ.
 
She's a lot of fun. Only villain so far to get a song too. My only complaint about her is damn does she get some plot induced stupidity at the end. If it was any other villain I could get letting Shining Armor and Princess Cadence get together but a Changling!?! Seriously?! Granted if she hadn't taken firm hold of the idiot ball she would have won and won handily and dear god when she comes back I have no idea how they are gonna beat her.

At least none of them are wearing capes. Those are hazardous.

Batman raises the argument that capes can be functional. Just be careful. You know who else thinks capes can be functional. Matadors. Anything that gives a man with a rapier an above average chance of surviving a bull clearly works.
 
She's the show's most interesting villain, IMHO. I like how she buzzes when she talks.

True. But she could change into Rainbow Dash if she wanted to, and instantly fly like a champ.

Looking forward to her.

That is one shady queen. I like her already. I am making a commitment to cheer when I first see her and possibly upgrade to a drinking game.
 
She's a lot of fun. Only villain so far to get a song too. My only complaint about her is damn does she get some plot induced stupidity at the end. If it was any other villain I could get letting Shining Armor and Princess Cadence get together but a Changling!?! Seriously?! Granted if she hadn't taken firm hold of the idiot ball she would have won and won handily and dear god when she comes back I have no idea how they are gonna beat her.



Batman raises the argument that capes can be functional. Just be careful. You know who else thinks capes can be functional. Matadors. Anything that gives a man with a rapier an above average chance of surviving a bull clearly works.

Matadors die a LOT.
 
she probably wouldn't make for a fun drinking game. I'd say you should do that for Discord but I like you alive and drinking everything he does something wacky might be fatal, even if it was some kind of team sport.
 
Matadors die a LOT.

Less than they would without the cape of awesome. Is matadoring still legal like anywhere? It's right up there with the Donkey Show on things I want to see. I'm also going to be careful that the show doesn't involve anybody named Kelly, Terry, Robin, Sam, Chris or anything else that can be male or female.
 
she probably wouldn't make for a fun drinking game. I'd say you should do that for Discord but I like you alive and drinking everything he does something wacky might be fatal, even if it was some kind of team sport.

I'll pace my enthusiasm.
 
Less than they would without the cape of awesome. Is matadoring still legal like anywhere? It's right up there with the Donkey Show on things I want to see. I'm also going to be careful that the show doesn't involve anybody named Kelly, Terry, Robin, Sam, Chris or anything else that can be male or female.

I think it is still legal. Which is why I root for the bulls in Pamplona. If the bull were named "Pat" more power to them.
 
Look I just want an inappropriate picture of a woman with a Shetland Pony before the aliens put me in the zoo. Is that really too much to ask? and if I thought I had a chance in hell of surviving it I'd totally go bull fighting. Instead I'll settle for going boar hunting when my Uncle comes to town.

Oh and she's great fun, the only "bad" villain so far is King Sombra and that's probably because he's not a villain, he's an act of nature. It's like fighting a hurricane. You don't hate the hurricane, you just have to endure.

If you're gonna drink during that drink every time Twilight Sparkle makes you wonder about the nature of her relationship with Shining Armor. She certainly seems to look at that stallion kinda funny and gets might pissy that he's getting married for some reason they won't tell us directly.
 
Look I just want an inappropriate picture of a woman with a Shetland Pony before the aliens put me in the zoo. Is that really too much to ask? and if I thought I had a chance in hell of surviving it I'd totally go bull fighting. Instead I'll settle for going boar hunting when my Uncle comes to town.

Oh and she's great fun, the only "bad" villain so far is King Sombra and that's probably because he's not a villain, he's an act of nature. It's like fighting a hurricane. You don't hate the hurricane, you just have to endure.

If you're gonna drink during that drink every time Twilight Sparkle makes you wonder about the nature of her relationship with Shining Armor. She certainly seems to look at that stallion kinda funny and gets might pissy that he's getting married for some reason they won't tell us directly.

It is clear uou and I have different priorities in life. The aliens will just kill me outright, I sm a nuisance.

Will there be males? We have a reversal of gender disparity. It has only been stud adjacent so far.
 
I don't know what the rules are for the aliens putting you in the zoo. I didn't ask. They're kinda pricks.

As for studs. . .no not really. Three seasons in and Big Mac is the closest thing we have to a recurring male (not named Spike) in the show. We get a few more Prince Blueblood, Shining Armor, Snips and Snails, but yeah. . .to call them few and far between is being polite. It wouldn't shock me to find out that ponies were rebooted with Frog DNA and only change into males when it's time to breed.
 
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