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okay it isn't an aspiration, well maybe the fun bits, but it is what I dreamt last night.
So, I'm shaving draaah's legs in our excellently tiled bathroom, and tulip comes back from her vacation and starts yelling at us that we drank all her kool-aid. Now I'm really trying to ignore her, because I'm really, really enjoying the feel of draaah's legs, but tulip keeps yelling and yelling.UGH!
Soooooo, we happen to have a phone in the bathroom<inside snicker> and we call a cop<don't ask me why> Well, this cop come riding over on his horse and slips a necklace into tulip's purse when she's not looking and tells us that our suprise for her is greaaaat!
He goes and checks the kool-aid supply cause tulip just won't shut up about us stealing her kool-aid and sees that there are still 5 packages left and only 2 are missing.<we must have gotten that 7 for a dollar deal> Tulip doesn't care, and calls Minxie and tells on us.
Minxie knows the cop and tells him to go pick up two packets of kool-aid, Which he does. <this just totally amazed me, who knew cops would go pick up kool-aid for you?>
So while he was doing that, I was rubbing draaah's legs<she had wonderfully smooth skin in my dream>. Our phone rings and it is Morgy, and she says "thanks for letting me borrow that kool-aid for our stand, we only made 2 dollars, but I bought a lottery ticket and we won." I said, "no fucking way". she said "way... I already bought us a house, but the boys are only coming over on the weekends."
I said, "I have to call you back, my phone is dying"<and that was the sound of the alarm>
So, what flavor was the kool-aid? hmmmm?
So, I'm shaving draaah's legs in our excellently tiled bathroom, and tulip comes back from her vacation and starts yelling at us that we drank all her kool-aid. Now I'm really trying to ignore her, because I'm really, really enjoying the feel of draaah's legs, but tulip keeps yelling and yelling.UGH!
Soooooo, we happen to have a phone in the bathroom<inside snicker> and we call a cop<don't ask me why> Well, this cop come riding over on his horse and slips a necklace into tulip's purse when she's not looking and tells us that our suprise for her is greaaaat!
He goes and checks the kool-aid supply cause tulip just won't shut up about us stealing her kool-aid and sees that there are still 5 packages left and only 2 are missing.<we must have gotten that 7 for a dollar deal> Tulip doesn't care, and calls Minxie and tells on us.
Minxie knows the cop and tells him to go pick up two packets of kool-aid, Which he does. <this just totally amazed me, who knew cops would go pick up kool-aid for you?>
So while he was doing that, I was rubbing draaah's legs<she had wonderfully smooth skin in my dream>. Our phone rings and it is Morgy, and she says "thanks for letting me borrow that kool-aid for our stand, we only made 2 dollars, but I bought a lottery ticket and we won." I said, "no fucking way". she said "way... I already bought us a house, but the boys are only coming over on the weekends."
I said, "I have to call you back, my phone is dying"<and that was the sound of the alarm>
So, what flavor was the kool-aid? hmmmm?
