My Last Thread Of The Night: Girls, Do Stinky Guys Have A Chance?

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I've never been told that I stink (I shower twice a day and wear d.o.) but I once knew a ratty Jamaican dude that got laid more than anyone I've ever met.

Granted, he was good looking and charming but he was stinky and rude, yet even the nicest girls were into his funk.

Please explain before I go take my second shower of the day.
 
IF he was really hot, I might want to shower up with him first ;)


Seriously, some men have a distinct odor that seems to be attractive to some, and not others.
 
stinky does not have a chance with me. and then add rudeness on top of that.

"i won't tolerate rude behavior in a man"

extra points to anyone who knows where that quote came from.
 
amelia said:
"i won't tolerate rude behavior in a man"

extra points to anyone who knows where that quote came from.

Shirley Maclain, Terms of Endearment?
 
If he smells bad, no. Same deal if his teeth aren't clean. Grunge does not rock.

Miss Amelia, is it Loneseome Dove?
 
amelia said:
stinky does not have a chance with me. and then add rudeness on top of that.

"i won't tolerate rude behavior in a man"

extra points to anyone who knows where that quote came from.

this is close....from Lonesome Dove (i watched it twice this week)

"I hate rude behavior in a man.....I won't tolerate it."
 
Woodrow Call (Tommy Lee) and I meant to spell Lonesome incorrectly. On porpoise. *big ole red-face*
 
Agent99 said:

Miss Amelia, is it Loneseome Dove?

it is from lonesome dove.

good ear, sara pet. i haven't seen that show in years.

it was Captain Woodrow F. Call (tommy lee jones) from lonesome dove.

so..both of the chicas get extra points!
 
amelia said:
it is from lonesome dove.

good ear, sara pet. i haven't seen that show in years.

it was Captain Woodrow F. Call (tommy lee jones) from lonesome dove.

so..both of the chicas get extra points!

Oh lord...that's one of my all time favorite movies! Tommy Lee Jones is hella sexy...and he lives in my town! woo hoooo
 
Marxist said:
I've never been told that I stink (I shower twice a day and wear d.o.) but I once knew a ratty Jamaican dude that got laid more than anyone I've ever met.

Granted, he was good looking and charming but he was stinky and rude, yet even the nicest girls were into his funk.

Please explain before I go take my second shower of the day.


I prefer clean....my boyfriend does have this b.o. which if he were not so irresistable to me, I would find absolutely repulsive...lol

He once told me that women's noses detect their men's smells on the clothes the men have worn....like a sort of musk....and it comes from the armpits! Maybe some of the ones that seem to stink also have that pheromone thing goin on....Try doing the shower, but no d.o......in fact, use Pure & Natural soap (has no perfumes but will still get you clean). If you have no perfumes to interfere with your chemistry, then your pheromones may have a chance! :D
 
Hmmmm...I'm obsessive about my body odor around women. I tend to want at least 2 showers a day, plus a third if I'm about to have sex. But, that's just me...
 
Your lady friends are appreciative, I'm sure.


Johnny Mayberry said:
Hmmmm...I'm obsessive about my body odor around women. I tend to want at least 2 showers a day, plus a third if I'm about to have sex. But, that's just me...
 
Does anyone know if men naturally stink more than women? I don't need more than one shower a day to be stink free.
 
Pyper said:
Does anyone know if men naturally stink more than women? I don't need more than one shower a day to be stink free.

I think more men have a strong b.o., but a stinky woman smells much worse.
 
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