My Grandfather and a Sausage

[meg1]

you forgot the fight rules, never let your opponent get you in a grip like that....why didn't you use your tail for leverage to knock that girl over?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the rabbit with bodyguard

http://www.northrup.org/photos/crap/Animals/low/kangaroo-joey.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

following marie's untimely death, pedro took up extreme sports

pedro and mud wrestling chums

http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/2007/12/06/noodlin20grls.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

pedro attempting to break the land speed record

http://photos23.flickr.com/25216429_f45b352dd4.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

pedro attempting to break the sound barrier in flight

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20070825/450CANADA_BALLOON_CRASH_NY107_803131.225082007.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

pedro attempting to swim the pacific ocean

http://www.interspecies.com/images/dolphin%20and%20cow.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

pedro moments before the landing after his skydiving atempt wihout a parachute. *note the bystander in the giraffe suit attempting to arrest pedro's fall.

http://images.countingdown.com/images/countdowns/movies/3797943/1011/3949423_main.jpg

the giraffe suited bystander following the incident

http://www.gushmagazine.com/images/uploads/giraffe-wiener-dog.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

Pedro has lead a most full and interesting life!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Pedro has lead a most full and interesting life!

pedro is the quiet one.

i haven't introduced cousin mona yet.

 

[kendra1980]

pedro is the quiet one.

i haven't introduced cousin mona yet.

I look forward to learning about her...errr, I think.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I see you are being flattered, here on the playground!

Congrats GA.

 

[lovemonster]

I look forward to learning about her...errr, I think.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I see you are being flattered, here on the playground!

Congrats GA.

LOL....GA is incomparable, don't you think?

 

[kendra1980]

LOL....GA is incomparable, don't you think?

While there for a while I didn't know what to think (and I do like intrigue), I KNOW he is incomparable now, LM.

 

[lovemonster]

While there for a while I didn't know what to think (and I do like intrigue), I KNOW he is incomparable now, LM.

LOL...all others pale by comparison...

 

[kendra1980]

LOL...all others pale by comparison...

Here we are talking about him...and in his own thread. I wonder what Mona will say about that?

 

[lovemonster]

Here we are talking about him...and in his own thread. I wonder what Mona will say about that?

P'rhaps we better stop, don't want her getting upset.

 

[kendra1980]

P'rhaps we better stop, don't want her getting upset.

Defo not...especially if Pedro is so prolific and he's the quiet one!!!

 

[BabyBlue2005]

I lurk with interest .. pray continue, Mr Appleby

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mona during her phase as a bag-lady

http://www.libertysblog.com/uploaded_images/baglady-743637.jpg

mona following the 'pie' incident.

http://www.siskiyous.edu/theatre/productions/littleshop/Bag-Lady.jpg

pies mating earlier today

http://www.bigdadspies.com.au/images/HomeShot1.jpg

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Have you tried Genes Reunited..I think there's someone looking for Pedro on there!

Wonderful as ever GA..funny stuff

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mona's obsession with her large feet meant that she used all manner of diversionary tactics to divert attention.

mona preferred to wear outlandish clothing to direct the eye from her feet

http://www.bmeink.com/A70829/high/bmepb599074.jpg

however, the requirements for large shoes meant that mona found driving difficult, since her foot covered all pedals at once.

a fender bender during mona's short lived driving career

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Saudi.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mona persisted with her driving career and after a shaky start progressed onto faster vehicles

mona mastering the art of parallel parking

http://www.nurflugel.com/Nurflugel/Lifting_Bodies/hl-10/hl-10_landing.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

unfortunately mona once again bungled the manoeuvre

http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/IMAGES/SMALL/GPN-2000-000089.jpg

mona after the second crash

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/37344782.jpg

 

[meg1]

i like mona again after the second crash

can you crash her again?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i like mona again after the second crash

can you crash her again?

sure

mona after yet another crash

http://nergalicious.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bionic-woman.jpg

thrity years later

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/805/805797/bionic-woman-2007-20070717053022032.jpg

and again, following an unfortunate sceduling error

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/WonderWoman.jpg

 

[meg1]

shit, should have stopped while i was ahead

ok, you can continue now