My God I feel like I ate a bus

[TN_Vixen]

hot pulled-pork sandwich right off the smoker stacked so thick that you almost choke when you look at it.

I think I'm going to be sick I'm so full.

 

[TN_Vixen]

and...

I was encouraged to not hold back by the announcement of the Anthrax case in NYC.

We're all going to die.

Party on.

 

[miles]

Whose pork did you pull?

 

[TN_Vixen]

some big fat pig's

It was juicy and I got it all over my mouth and chin.

 

[miles]

Don't wipe it off. It makes me hot.

 

[Guru]

 

[TN_Vixen]

I could demonstrate it Guru

c'mere. ;-)

heh

Did I mention pork makes me horny?

 

[miles]

Guru

Pulled pork is a pork shoulder that is smoked for about 16 hours. When it's done you can "pull" it apart. It's a Southern thing. You wouldn't understand, and we aren't going to share it.

 

[miles]

TN_Vixen

A falling leaf makes you horny.

Check out the text under my av.

 

[Angel]

Re: and...

I was encouraged to not hold back by the announcement of the Anthrax case in NYC.
.

WHAT?

 

[Pokerman]

Angel:

See this link from excite.com

 

[Angel]

Great.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: TN_Vixen

A falling leaf makes you horny.

Check out the text under my av.

a falling leaf? Well now that was uncalled for. True, but uncalled for.

under your av or under your name you sentimental slob?

 

[Guru]

 

[TN_Vixen]

really guru?

I have a thing for watching someone pull their own pork.



Hey.. The Pres. is going to be on the air at 2pm to talk about Anthrax I'd guess.

 

[Guru]

Does talking about pork-pulling and the President in the same post have any connection?

(It would if Clinton were still in office! Cha-cha-ching!)

 

[TN_Vixen]

nah

no connection. I vowed to become a brainless sheep the other day so I'm just being ditzy.

I'd rather talk about pork pulling.

 

[Pokerman]

LOL

Pull my pork, TN!!!

Do you think that's what Clinton said to Monica?

"Hey sweetheart, you ever been to a real Southern Pork-Pull?"

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Rambling Rose]

BBQ and pullin' pork...

ya'll are goin' straight ta whar theeyus Alabama girl lives! Ah iz likken the grease from mah lips as ah type theeyus.

heh

 

[Mischka]

It was also believed that a bland diet would curb sexuality, so in 1876 Dr John Kellogg, a Seventh Day Adventist, developed the Corn Flake as a bland breakfast food that would help prevent masturbation.

Corn Flakes are an anti-masturbatory food?! Well, that does it. I'm calling for a boycott. Only Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs from now on.

 

[Rambling Rose]

oh no

I keep my Corn Flakes in the refrigerator - will this make me frigid?