My Girlfriend

[Febreeze]

Dear Litsters

I need your advice.
My girlfriend has become a real problem. She has no respect for me, she insults me and she even went as far as stretching her hand to beat me. Her words hurt so much and I've lost my self confidence. She refuses to talk through her problems .

Please tell me what to do.

 

[Saint Peter]

Marry her.

 

[Debbie]

Dear Litsters

I need your advice.
My girlfriend has become a real problem. She has no respect for me, she insults me and she even went as far as stretching her hand to beat me. Her words hurt so much and I've lost my self confidence. She refuses to talk through her problems .

Please tell me what to do.

We can't tell you what to do but we can make suggestions.


You could write her a letter - telling her how you feel. Tell her you love her and want to try and work things out together (if that's what you want) but being disrespectful or threatening isn't ok. Never will be ok. And you're not ok with it. AT ALL.

Then go away for the day and ask her to contact you when she's read the letter if she wants to try and sort things out or not.

 

[Saint Peter]

Just marry her.

She sounds perfect for you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Litsters

I need your advice.
My girlfriend has become a real problem. She has no respect for me, she insults me and she even went as far as stretching her hand to beat me. Her words hurt so much and I've lost my self confidence. She refuses to talk through her problems .

Please tell me what to do.

When she is hungry, make her a fried chicken and cole slaw sandwich. Fry a chicken breast and chop up the proper vegetables for the slaw and break out the mayo to mix it up with.

But masturbate before you finish it and spew your seething hot, creamy, curdy seed into the slaw. Then layer everything between the toasted slices of rye, slice it into halves with a knife and serve it to her on a plate.

She will eat the sandwich, consuming your primal essence and DNA in the process. You will become a part of her, for at least seven years before all her body's cells have renewed themselves completely. She will be yours for that duration of time.

 

[hashtag46]

I wonder why the OP felt that the GB was the best place to ask this kind of question.
Just sayin'.

 

[Debbie]

When she is hungry, make her a fried chicken and cole slaw sandwich. Fry a chicken breast and chop up the proper vegetables for the slaw and break out the mayo to mix it up with.

But masturbate before you finish it and spew your seething hot, creamy, curdy seed into the slaw. Then layer everything between the toasted slices of rye, slice it into halves with a knife and serve it to her on a plate.

She will eat the sandwich, consuming your primal essence and DNA in the process. You will become a part of her, for at least seven years before all her body's cells have renewed themselves completely. She will be yours for that duration of time.

How many calories are there in jizz? The gf might be watching her weight so this is important information he may need to research before he follows your most excellent suggestion.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Another performance alt...



I guess we got tired of captioning pictures.

 

[Lancecastor]

Just marry her.

She sounds perfect for you.

sean sounds scared.

 

[Disgustipated]

Dear Litsters

I need your advice.
My girlfriend has become a real problem. She has no respect for me, she insults me and she even went as far as stretching her hand to beat me. Her words hurt so much and I've lost my self confidence. She refuses to talk through her problems .

Please tell me what to do.

Quit dating miles' wife.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Get the fuck away from the abusive bitch! If she raised her hand once, she will do it again.

Or you could don a submissive gimp outfit and lick her anus every morning.

Your choice. I suspect the second choice appeals to you hence why come here for advice. That is if the whole post is not complete bullshit attempt at trolling for attention.

 

[raindancer]

Mmmm, rim job.

 

[PetiteDiane]

D T M F A (Dump the Mother Fucker Already)

 

[Duncan113]

Marry her.

Ha ha!

 

[bumlicker]

definately

marry her!!! you need a good beating for being so fn stupid !

 

[ryan8558]

*note to self*

DO NOT EAT ANYTHING AT ZUMI's!!!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I wonder why the OP felt that the GB was the best place to ask this kind of question.
Just sayin'.

Because when you are obviously a sub, you will take a beating wherever you can find it.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Dear Litsters

I need your advice.
My girlfriend has become a real problem. She has no respect for me, she insults me and she even went as far as stretching her hand to beat me. Her words hurt so much and I've lost my self confidence. She refuses to talk through her problems .

Please tell me what to do.

Do whatever she tells you. Nothing else really ever works.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Dear Litsters

I need your advice.
My girlfriend has become a real problem. She has no respect for me,

Please tell me what to do.

LMFAO!.......go do whatever she tells you.

 

[Adjudicator]

I hope this isn't real. Grandpa Bill, is this you?

 

[hashtag46]

I hope this isn't real. Grandpa Bill, is this you?

Of course it's real.
It's the typical profile of the male poster who ends up playing big boy on the GB

 

[Emerson40]

I wonder why the OP felt that the GB was the best place to ask this kind of question.
Just sayin'.

Because when you are obviously a sub, you will take a beating wherever you can find it.

*spits coffee*


Oh my.

Was this accidentally on purpose?

 

[thør]

Don't marry her. Just sign over the house and your truck to her, and move on.

 

[hashtag46]

Oh boy.
I try to troll the cute guy. And then the humourless and creepy married man with children comes running, hoping for leftovers.
Deja vu.

Don't you have any dignity, Emerson?