My First Thread

[only_lj]

I love your boobs, will they marry me

Wouldnt that be bigamy?
Im sorry but the left boob feels superior to the right boob and refuses to share a husband so you're going to have to make a choice

 

[Surfin]

Wouldnt that be bigamy?
Im sorry but the left boob feels superior to the right boob and refuses to share a husband so you're going to have to make a choice

so is Big Amy the left or right one

I could marry the left one and have an affair with the right one? Probably have an affair with your other bits too

 

[Bowlerpa]

Well can i have the other one that he doesn't want. I love your nipples nice and puffy.

 

[only_lj]

so is Big Amy the left or right one

I could marry the left one and have an affair with the right one? Probably have an affair with your other bits too

Lol big amy?
Erm they go by the nick names of lefty and righty so im not sure.
But the affair options sound good!

 

[only_lj]

Well can i have the other one that he doesn't want. I love your nipples nice and puffy.

Haha ok but then what do i take photos of?
My booblessness?

 

[mattdchef]

evening gorgeous
just wanted to say how lurvely it was to perve on the new gifts you left for us this evening

 

[Surfin]

Lol big amy?
Erm they go by the nick names of lefty and righty so im not sure.
But the affair options sound good!

big amy, bigamy (sorry shit joke )

affair it is then, get yer knickers off

 

[only_lj]

evening gorgeous
just wanted to say how lurvely it was to perve on the new gifts you left for us this evening

Evening matt
Lovely to see you've been perving

 

[only_lj]

big amy, bigamy (sorry shit joke )

affair it is then, get yer knickers off

Ahh no i think its my inabilty to get shit jokes thats at fault. Im good with the long winded over complicated ones though .

*Throws knickers to the lightshade*
woo hooo

 

[Surfin]

Ahh no i think its my inabilty to get shit jokes thats at fault. Im good with the long winded over complicated ones though .

*Throws knickers to the lightshade*
woo hooo

now you got me all horny throwing your knickers around the room

 

[only_lj]

now you got me all horny throwing your knickers around the room

Darn it!
Horny was the last thing i wanted you to be too

 

[Surfin]

Darn it!
Horny was the last thing i wanted you to be too

I can imagine, you never know what may come up

 

[only_lj]

I can imagine, you never know what may come up

Or who may go down

 

[Surfin]

Or who may go down

got room under that duvet I feel a good is in order

 

[only_lj]

got room under that duvet I feel a good is in order

My duvet always has room for people with generous tongues

 

[Surfin]

My duvet always has room for people with generous tongues

it does like to get into every nook and cranny

 

[In Anticipation]

That does seem a long way for 3 bits of assistance.
Maybe i could find some more things for you to help with while your here

I do have a helpful attitude, apparently . . . and I think you have an eclectic imaginiation to match.

I'm sure you'd think of something.

 

[In Anticipation]

Lol big amy?
Erm they go by the nick names of lefty and righty so im not sure.
But the affair options sound good!

Which one's which?

By the way, DON'T even think of getting anything artificial done to them. I'm willing to back up my opinion with a tactile assessment, if that would be, um, helpful.

 

[only_lj]

it does like to get into every nook and cranny

A tongue that likes to search for the right places is always good

 

[only_lj]

I do have a helpful attitude, apparently . . . and I think you have an eclectic imaginiation to match.

I'm sure you'd think of something.

Yep, always thinking of something

Which one's which?

By the way, DON'T even think of getting anything artificial done to them. I'm willing to back up my opinion with a tactile assessment, if that would be, um, helpful.

The one on the left is righty and the one on the right is lefty. They got a bit confused at a young age .

Oh tactile? Well i should really get a full assesment before considering anything drastci so ok, your on

 

[In Anticipation]

Yep, always thinking of something

The one on the left is righty and the one on the right is lefty. They got a bit confused at a young age .

Oh tactile? Well i should really get a full assesment before considering anything drastci so ok, your on

I can't tell my left from my right anyway. Perhaps we'll have to write 'L' and 'R' on them, for identification purposes. Not sure it's strictly necessary, there will be the one I'm currently licking, or sucking, and the one I'm tweaking. And vice versa, of course.

Hope everyone has that sorted now!

 

[only_lj]

I can't tell my left from my right anyway. Perhaps we'll have to write 'L' and 'R' on them, for identification purposes. Not sure it's strictly necessary, there will be the one I'm currently licking, or sucking, and the one I'm tweaking. And vice versa, of course.

Hope everyone has that sorted now!

Lol the right one has a distinguishing mark already
But i much prefer your method

 

[only_lj]

Tonight i have a challenge for the men of the thread.
In my possesion is a picture that shows my face.
Im willing to post it if you can all come up with a good enough reason or convince me that i should or just beg often enough and sincerly enough

Have fun

 

[In Anticipation]

Tonight i have a challenge for the men of the thread.
In my possesion is a picture that shows my face.
Im willing to post it if you can all come up with a good enough reason or convince me that i should or just beg often enough and sincerly enough

Have fun

You have a picture of your face? Pervert!

 

[Surfin]

Tonight i have a challenge for the men of the thread.
In my possesion is a picture that shows my face.
Im willing to post it if you can all come up with a good enough reason or convince me that i should or just beg often enough and sincerly enough

Have fun

It's always good to put a face to a great piece of ass and I'd like to put my face to yours