Wouldnt that be bigamy?Surfin said:I love your boobs, will they marry me![]()
Im sorry but the left boob feels superior to the right boob and refuses to share a husband so you're going to have to make a choice

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Wouldnt that be bigamy?Surfin said:I love your boobs, will they marry me![]()

only_lj said:Wouldnt that be bigamy?
Im sorry but the left boob feels superior to the right boob and refuses to share a husband so you're going to have to make a choice![]()

Lol big amy?Surfin said:so is Big Amy the left or right one
I could marry the left one and have an affair with the right one? Probably have an affair with your other bits too![]()

Haha ok but then what do i take photos of?Bowlerpa said:Well can i have the other one that he doesn't want. I love your nipples nice and puffy.
only_lj said:Lol big amy?
Erm they go by the nick names of lefty and righty so im not sure.
But the affair options sound good!![]()

Evening mattmattdchef said:evening gorgeous
just wanted to say how lurvely it was to perve on the new gifts you left for us this evening![]()
Ahh no i think its my inabilty to get shit jokes thats at fault. Im good with the long winded over complicated ones thoughSurfin said:big amy, bigamy (sorry shit joke)
affair it is then, get yer knickers off![]()
only_lj said:Ahh no i think its my inabilty to get shit jokes thats at fault. Im good with the long winded over complicated ones though.
*Throws knickers to the lightshade*
woo hooo

Darn it!Surfin said:now you got me all hornythrowing your knickers around the room
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only_lj said:Darn it!
Horny was the last thing i wanted you to be too![]()

Or who may go downSurfin said:I can imagine, you never know what may come up![]()
only_lj said:Or who may go down![]()
is in order 
My duvet always has room for people with generous tonguesSurfin said:got room under that duvet I feel a goodis in order
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only_lj said:My duvet always has room for people with generous tongues![]()
only_lj said:That does seem a long way for 3 bits of assistance.
Maybe i could find some more things for you to help with while your here![]()
only_lj said:Lol big amy?
Erm they go by the nick names of lefty and righty so im not sure.
But the affair options sound good!![]()
A tongue that likes to search for the right places is always goodSurfin said:it does like to get into every nook and cranny![]()

Yep, always thinking of somethingIn Anticipation said:I do have a helpful attitude, apparently . . . and I think you have an eclectic imaginiation to match.
I'm sure you'd think of something.
The one on the left is righty and the one on the right is lefty. They got a bit confused at a young age .In Anticipation said:Which one's which?
By the way, DON'T even think of getting anything artificial done to them. I'm willing to back up my opinion with a tactile assessment, if that would be, um, helpful.

only_lj said:Yep, always thinking of something
The one on the left is righty and the one on the right is lefty. They got a bit confused at a young age .
Oh tactile? Well i should really get a full assesment before considering anything drastci so ok, your on![]()
Lol the right one has a distinguishing mark alreadyIn Anticipation said:I can't tell my left from my right anyway. Perhaps we'll have to write 'L' and 'R' on them, for identification purposes. Not sure it's strictly necessary, there will be the one I'm currently licking, or sucking, and the one I'm tweaking. And vice versa, of course.
Hope everyone has that sorted now!


only_lj said:Tonight i have a challenge for the men of the thread.
In my possesion is a picture that shows my face.
Im willing to post it if you can all come up with a good enough reason or convince me that i should or just beg often enough and sincerly enough![]()
Have fun![]()
only_lj said:Tonight i have a challenge for the men of the thread.
In my possesion is a picture that shows my face.
Im willing to post it if you can all come up with a good enough reason or convince me that i should or just beg often enough and sincerly enough![]()
Have fun![]()
