only_lj said:Nahhh thats not a bra its a hammock for my massive boobs![]()
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if your up north don't you have to say stuff like "reet big" instead of massive?
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only_lj said:Nahhh thats not a bra its a hammock for my massive boobs![]()
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only_lj said:LJ INC.
somewhere oooop north lol
Hahaha maybe if i was from the scary part of ooop north but im in a nice (coughs) cultured placealspals69 said:if your up north don't you have to say stuff like "reet big" instead of massive?
Ooooooooh what will it include?alspals69 said:i will construct a suitable CV right away![]()
only_lj said:Hahaha maybe if i was from the scary part of ooop north but im in a nice (coughs) cultured place![]()
:O How did you guess?alspals69 said:OMG your from Whetwang? (kneels and bows head)
only_lj said::O How did you guess?
only_lj said:I can completley sympathise with them, he looks so much better without them![]()
Im good thanks, my new surroundings are much nicer than my old ones so im loving it! Theres more room for clothes here too![]()

Well, the only way to really make money in journalism now here is to be on TV, so pretty much the same situation. That's why I do other stuff now.only_lj said:You did? I used to have a thing for journalism until i was old enough to realise the only way to make money in that, here, is to write crap or make crap up lol
Now i have a thing for the law - some of its crap but at least its not fiction![]()

Is that because you infiltrated them in your mis spent youth?alspals69 said:i am aware of the kudos of whetwang in northern circles![]()

Lol i spend quite a lot of time naked in front of my phone. In fact if i spent much more time in front of it naked i think it would take out a restraining order on my nakednessGlyndwr said:Hi lj
I'm glad to hear that you're happy in your new place. It sounds great, I think you need to make more use of the clothes space and spend more time naked in front of your phone![]()
Fantastic new pics btw, pale colours definitely suit your skin![]()


steve28tol said:All I can say is that your photos are awesome... I can only imagine how great your beautiful nipples would feel between my wet lips.
The other stuff? :O You prostitute yourself and you never sent me a menu of your services? How inconsideraterootsfan said:Well, the only way to really make money in journalism now here is to be on TV, so pretty much the same situation. That's why I do other stuff now.
Ooh, the law? Take me into custody, lj.![]()

) only_lj said:Is that because you infiltrated them in your mis spent youth?![]()
ummm if its logical maths then id say it would take half a man 4 hours but if its womens logic we are using then ten minutes just like she saidalspals69 said:mispent youth?
did you know that if one youth = 2 children and 3 infants
and if you wanted to buy an infant, and you paid with a youth...
you'd still get 2 children and another 2 infants in your small change.
simple really.
and on the subject of people maths,
if it takes a fully grown man 2 hours to mow his lawn.
How long would it take half a man?
Cos my wife says if i was half a man i could do it in 10 minutes.

only_lj said:ummm if its logical maths then id say it would take half a man 4 hours but if its womens logic we are using then ten minutes just like she said
Its not all bad tho im currently in the process of adding pictures to my pc![]()
Sneak preview anyone?
Me too, well other people but i do like to add my own now and againalspals69 said:very nice lj!!!
i am always in favour of adding pics![]()
only_lj said:Me too, well other people but i do like to add my own now and again![]()
Road test? oooh roadside photos now theres a thought...alspals69 said:feel free to road test any more on me if ya like
cos i do!
only_lj said:Road test? oooh roadside photos now theres a thought...
If only i knew some quiet outdoor locations... i think ill have to wrok on that one.
Lol erm as a geography failure i must admit i run screaming from mapsalspals69 said:you know you have an ordinance survey map of "up north" in your hoose, so don't give me that!

only_lj said:Lol erm as a geography failure i must admit i run screaming from maps
But enough about geography, at least i know my way round this...
Im glad you approve, after all if they dont meet al approval they must go straight to jail and not pass go or collect £200alspals69 said:oh yes! NOw that is very sexy
i approve

only_lj said:Im glad you approve, after all if they dont meet al approval they must go straight to jail and not pass go or collect £200![]()
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