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alspals69 said:
if your up north don't you have to say stuff like "reet big" instead of massive?
Hahaha maybe if i was from the scary part of ooop north but im in a nice (coughs) cultured place :rolleyes:
 
alspals69 said:
i will construct a suitable CV right away :)
Ooooooooh what will it include?
Will it be like a portfollio?
With previous naked photos in it?
Im excited! lol
 
only_lj said:
I can completley sympathise with them, he looks so much better without them :devil:

Im good thanks, my new surroundings are much nicer than my old ones so im loving it! Theres more room for clothes here too :D

Hi lj

I'm glad to hear that you're happy in your new place. It sounds great, I think you need to make more use of the clothes space and spend more time naked in front of your phone :devil:

Fantastic new pics btw, pale colours definitely suit your skin :kiss:
 
All I can say is that your photos are awesome... I can only imagine how great your beautiful nipples would feel between my wet lips.
 
only_lj said:
You did? I used to have a thing for journalism until i was old enough to realise the only way to make money in that, here, is to write crap or make crap up lol
Now i have a thing for the law - some of its crap but at least its not fiction :D
Well, the only way to really make money in journalism now here is to be on TV, so pretty much the same situation. That's why I do other stuff now.

Ooh, the law? Take me into custody, lj. :devil:
 
Glyndwr said:
Hi lj

I'm glad to hear that you're happy in your new place. It sounds great, I think you need to make more use of the clothes space and spend more time naked in front of your phone :devil:

Fantastic new pics btw, pale colours definitely suit your skin :kiss:
Lol i spend quite a lot of time naked in front of my phone. In fact if i spent much more time in front of it naked i think it would take out a restraining order on my nakedness :p
And thank you compliments are always welcomed :kiss:
 
steve28tol said:
All I can say is that your photos are awesome... I can only imagine how great your beautiful nipples would feel between my wet lips.
:eek: thanks, and i can only imagine that too - except i have a very vivid imagination ;)
 
rootsfan said:
Well, the only way to really make money in journalism now here is to be on TV, so pretty much the same situation. That's why I do other stuff now.

Ooh, the law? Take me into custody, lj. :devil:
The other stuff? :O You prostitute yourself and you never sent me a menu of your services? How inconsiderate :p

I'll take you into custody if you promise to let me invent the charges and agree to abide by my punishments (pleasurements in lj land :D) ;)
 
only_lj said:
Is that because you infiltrated them in your mis spent youth? :devil:

mispent youth?

did you know that if one youth = 2 children and 3 infants

and if you wanted to buy an infant, and you paid with a youth...

you'd still get 2 children and another 2 infants in your small change.

simple really.


and on the subject of people maths,

if it takes a fully grown man 2 hours to mow his lawn.
How long would it take half a man?

Cos my wife says if i was half a man i could do it in 10 minutes.
 
alspals69 said:
mispent youth?

did you know that if one youth = 2 children and 3 infants

and if you wanted to buy an infant, and you paid with a youth...

you'd still get 2 children and another 2 infants in your small change.

simple really.


and on the subject of people maths,

if it takes a fully grown man 2 hours to mow his lawn.
How long would it take half a man?

Cos my wife says if i was half a man i could do it in 10 minutes.
ummm if its logical maths then id say it would take half a man 4 hours but if its womens logic we are using then ten minutes just like she said :p

Its not all bad tho im currently in the process of adding pictures to my pc ;)

Sneak preview anyone?
 
only_lj said:
ummm if its logical maths then id say it would take half a man 4 hours but if its womens logic we are using then ten minutes just like she said :p

Its not all bad tho im currently in the process of adding pictures to my pc ;)

Sneak preview anyone?

very nice lj!!!

i am always in favour of adding pics :)
 
alspals69 said:
feel free to road test any more on me if ya like :)

cos i do!
Road test? oooh roadside photos now theres a thought...
If only i knew some quiet outdoor locations... i think ill have to wrok on that one.
 
only_lj said:
Road test? oooh roadside photos now theres a thought...
If only i knew some quiet outdoor locations... i think ill have to wrok on that one.

you know you have an ordinance survey map of "up north" in your hoose, so don't give me that!
 
alspals69 said:
you know you have an ordinance survey map of "up north" in your hoose, so don't give me that!
Lol erm as a geography failure i must admit i run screaming from maps :p

But enough about geography, at least i know my way round this...
 
only_lj said:
Lol erm as a geography failure i must admit i run screaming from maps :p

But enough about geography, at least i know my way round this...


oh yes! NOw that is very sexy :)

i approve
 
alspals69 said:
oh yes! NOw that is very sexy :)

i approve
Im glad you approve, after all if they dont meet al approval they must go straight to jail and not pass go or collect £200 :p :devil:
 
only_lj said:
Im glad you approve, after all if they dont meet al approval they must go straight to jail and not pass go or collect £200 :p :devil:

and isn't there something about community chests in Monopoly?

i am pleased youshare your chest with the comunity :) well me at least
 
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