My family is psycho...

[Eumenides]

I'm never getting married. I will never go through this mess. Anyone wanna elope with me? We won't even tell anyone we're married. Just tell em we're living in sin. That would be less stressful for everyone involved.

*planning ways to slip people valium on the big day*

 

[curious2c]

Well...I would, but my wife would probably hunt me down and hang me. Being with you would be worth it though eumenides.

 

[Effigy]

you, me and the priest.

 

[Eumenides]

Maybe I'll just get another cat.

 

[Effigy]

I feel sooooo loved

 

[Purrde Flower]

Maybe I'll just get another cat.

You can have my mom's. She eats lizzards.

 

[Eumenides]

I was just fleshing out all the possibilities. I could move to Iraq.

 

[curious2c]

Maybe I'll just get another cat.

Yikes...well, if it does your mind good...