My dick is limp, but I'm as horny as hell

[NoJo]

The irony of cider...

 

[TxRad]

The irony of cider...

The same can be said for getting older.....

 

[NoJo]

The same can be said for getting older.....

Yep, it's a double-whammy right now...

 

[shereads]

As a pickup line, it scores a 10 for originality.

 

[NoJo]

As a pickup line, it scores a 10 for originality.

Yes, that's why I often shout it to women in bars

 

[TxRad]

Yep, it's a double-whammy right now...

That why the older i get the more of a lesbian I become....

 

[NoJo]

That why the older i get the more of a lesbian I become....

Well at least you'll probably get some action

 

[rgraham666]

Story of my life.

 

[NoJo]

I'm going home. I won't be back until I'm maudlin with a hard-on.

 

[Guest]

I'm going home. I won't be back until I'm maudlin with a hard-on.

Good luck, Joe.

 

[glynndah]

I'm going home. I won't be back until I'm maudlin' with a hard-on.

Hmmm. I always thought that was an adjective. I didn't realize it was a verb, too.

 

[sexguy21]

sex is never ending bliss....keep going










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hot video clip of naughty tom with lisa stalked by tom

 

[kendo1]

I knew a girl, some time ago, who used apple juice for rose gardening injuries.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It also happens shortly after masturbating. Still horny, but incapable of doing anything about it

 

[lisa123414]

Reasons number 27 and 28 that I am glad I don't have a dick -
I can say I am as horny as hell, and I don't think anyone would question my veracity.
I can be as horny as hell, and still (potentially) do something about it.

 

[CharleyH]

The irony of cider...

Cider is old. Now, a wine aged with a bite so am I ... Still horny?

 

[shereads]

I knew a girl, some time ago, who used apple juice for rose gardening injuries.

That's either the beginning of a joke, or the punchline. Confess.