My Campaign for 2004

Bobtoad777

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1. Legalize Narcotics use
1a. Standardized Narcotics productions facilities to produce a clean and more effecient version of what ever the narcotic of choice is is.

2. Level off Defense spending.
2a. Level off Offense Speniding
2b. Develope a watch, wait and then intervene military plan. Cause like the play ground, when the two bullys have to face off sometimes if no one intervines they see the problem with thier fighting and step back and work out a mutual cooperation.
2c. Place all money from the projected increase in spending into retirement pensions and diasabilities.

3. Cancel the Space exploration program beyond the moon and the orbit of neccesary satelite repairs.
3a. If there is something out there let it come to us.
3b. Save the moeny for something else.

4. Money from Canceled Space exploration money into the farms, alternative feul sources, habitate for humainity style housing projects, education.

5. Stop dumb research, why spend billions on how fruit flys mate.
5a. money from research put into education.

6. Reduces taxes to 1% on every thing and the people keep the other 99% of the money.
6a. Sports franchises no more tax exemptions or monetary support from there host towns.
6b. Sports stars capped at $500,000 a year.
6c. Income from sprots above the salary of the players into the teams host town/state/province.

Thats it for now
 
Sparky's campaign for 2004...

Attack and take over Canada.

Rape all hot Canadian babes - pillage and burn all farm land north of the US border.

Hunt down one BodToad, tie him to a big Canadian fur and send naked dancing chicks around him - until he passes out.

Then - send him home to his mom.
 
BobbyToad, if you do that thing with your tongue again I'll vote for ya. lol
 
Sparky don't you know that there is no farm land north of the border its all snow and we all drive dogsleds
 
ask me questions on your issues and see if i have a solution you will like?
 
Okay.....

Crack fetus's? Dick sucking politician's? Gay priest's? And, and, and, my sex drive?????

What'er you gonna do about those.
 
What are you gonna do about

Single parents and health insurance? People from the younger generation get tired of hearing about what the Presidential hopefuls will do for the elderly and we never hear anything about us. We need health coverage and prescription medications just as the older people do.

Being a single mother of 1 with another baby on the way has to turn to the government for help. It's degrading and no matter what race you are, they make you feel like shit for bothering the overworked, underpaid caseworkers. Hell, my caseworker even asked me if I was "Stupid or what?" because I asked her a simple question.

One of these days, I'll be able to afford my own health insurance and I hope that people won't have to go through what I've been through even though I'm sure millions of single parents have been there too.
 
Single parents? Well easy.... I'd....

EAT THERE YOUNG!!!!!!

Ummmmmmm! Good!

Yez! I does love dos baby thighs! Cooke just right - a little cajun hot sauce.....

Hey, maybe I am a serial killer.........
 
Re: Okay.....

Sparky Kronkite said:
Crack fetus's? Dick sucking politician's? Gay priest's? And, and, and, my sex drive?????

What'er you gonna do about those.


Crack fetus's, well hopefully with my new narcotics bill and properly manufactured narcotics such side effects will be done away. Plus the aded bonus most people from a survey of drug users only use drugs because of the its a bad thing idea. my bill will make them all a good thing thus not as intersting to try and get. and As I said NASA space exploration budget the billions and billions a few will be through in to revamping the healthcare system.

Dick sucking politicians not on company time. I am not Gay I do not like the gay lifestyle but it is there choice and I will defend there choice to choose that. But nonetheless dick sucking is not to be done on company time.

Your Sex Drive, well we will try to find you a woman or two but peoples sex drive are not really the concern of the government unless you want us to chop off Sparky Junior, but otherwise it might be best for you to solve the problem yourself.
 
Oh Sparky?

Small children taste like fried chicken.
 
Re: What are you gonna do about

Ezzie said:
Single parents and health insurance? People from the younger generation get tired of hearing about what the Presidential hopefuls will do for the elderly and we never hear anything about us. We need health coverage and prescription medications just as the older people do.

Being a single mother of 1 with another baby on the way has to turn to the government for help. It's degrading and no matter what race you are, they make you feel like shit for bothering the overworked, underpaid caseworkers. Hell, my caseworker even asked me if I was "Stupid or what?" because I asked her a simple question.

One of these days, I'll be able to afford my own health insurance and I hope that people won't have to go through what I've been through even though I'm sure millions of single parents have been there too.

Well as part of my budget cuts and sprots caps programs will be made for such situations, education fro youth is important to me as well as the whole healthcare is to take a whole new revamping with lots of money pumped in. This should cover young people and older people and every body in between unless every body gets sick all at the same time and drains the budget dry.

As for employees like your case workers, idiots and assholes would be fired and most likely be replaced with single parents who have been through what their cases have been through and by that time will know the porper road to take for self improvement as well as be moring caring toward the person.

Like I said before but it bears repeatign the whole health care will be have billions upon billinons of currently wasted sport stars salaries, nasa cut backs, military cutbacks and level offs, politicians slalaries cut backs. allt he cut backs put back into the people.

Plus only 1 penny ever of your dollar is all you will ever pay for taxes so that will be more money that the people will have to impriove their situation.
 
I want better grants for workin mothers and fathers and married couples over the age of 25.....these people that are poor can not go to college and get an educations due to income...what the Hell are you going to do about that and what about exploring the ocean I think that is more important..than space ...





Keep Smilein'
DL
 
Ummm.. If I remember right, bobtoad, you're Canadian and you're around 25 yrs old...

Hmmmm.......

Article 2, Section 1, US Constitution

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

If only it had been this easy to get rid of Clinton.
 
Dragonlady said:
I want better grants for workin mothers and fathers and married couples over the age of 25.....these people that are poor can not go to college and get an educations due to income...what the Hell are you going to do about that and what about exploring the ocean I think that is more important..than space ...

Keep Smilein'
DL

Well if my plan goes through like I want it to College, university, trade schools of any higher learning will be practically free if not entirely free due to the rebudgeting from the what will be majorly cutback space exploration program.

Exploring the ocena would be among the research in alternative fuels and foods. My theory why know everything about space unless you know every thing about home.
 
Question For Candidate Sparky

When you have successfully tied up Candidate bobtoad, will the naked dancing girls be singing the Ode to bobtoad?
 
Lasher said:
Ummm.. If I remember right, bobtoad, you're Canadian and you're around 25 yrs old...

Hmmmm.......

Article 2, Section 1, US Constitution

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

If only it had been this easy to get rid of Clinton.


Did I say I was running for the US Presidency, oh hell no, I am going global.
 
When we tie BobToad to the tree...

The naked girls will sing........

It's a Small World Afterall.......

With the wispered refrain........

"Die you maple leave fucks, die."
 
I've read your posts, bobtoad. You're not a citizen of this fucking world either.

Get'em, Sparky!
 
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