My basic position on souls, chakras, and other mystical forces

I have to laugh when atheists are criticized by religious people for not believing in souls. Religious people can't even figure out among themselves what souls are supposed to be.
 
I have to laugh when atheists are criticized by religious people for not believing in souls. Religious people can't even figure out among themselves what souls are supposed to be.

The soul is what gives a Christian his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
 
My basic position on souls, chakras, and other mystical forces.
If hyenas don't have them, we don't have them.

I'm mentally massaging your third chakra right now.
It will rebalance your powers and reduce self-loathing.

In the meantime, hug yourself as tightly as possible, then puff your chest out as far as possible.
Twist and hold each direction. Repeat.
 
Poor thing.

I'm mentally massaging your third chakra right now.
It will rebalance your powers and reduce self-loathing.

In the meantime, hug yourself as tightly as possible, then puff your chest out as far as possible.
Twist and hold each direction. Repeat.

Oh God... I'm cumming...

No. Wait. It was just that hot dog.
 
Oh God... I'm cumming...

No. Wait. It was just that hot dog.

Are you mocking me right now..... I have that weird feeling ( CALL IT A 6TH SENSE) that you are trying to mock me.

imbalance of the third chakra leads to poor digestion.
*puff your chest out as far as possible and hug yourself*....it's an order!
 
what is your position on chi?

It means nothing. It describes certain feelings we have, certain collective Darwinian ideas about "self" -- but there is no actual "force" called chi. Use it to mentally focus your energies before killing a ninja, but it's not real.

Why should humans be bestowed with all this magical ability? We're animals. Like horses and radio DJs. If you can't imagine frogs having an afterlife or ESP why the fuck should you have it?
 
It means nothing. It describes certain feelings we have, certain collective Darwinian ideas about "self" -- but there is no actual "force" called chi. Use it to mentally focus your energies before killing a ninja, but it's not real.

Why should humans be bestowed with all this magical ability? We're animals. Like horses and radio DJs. If you can't imagine frogs having an afterlife or ESP why the fuck should you have it?

Apparently, all this mystical stuff developed right alongside language, walking upright and micro-mini skirts.
And then science came along and ruined everything.
 
It means nothing. It describes certain feelings we have, certain collective Darwinian ideas about "self" -- but there is no actual "force" called chi. Use it to mentally focus your energies before killing a ninja, but it's not real.

Why should humans be bestowed with all this magical ability? We're animals. Like horses and radio DJs. If you can't imagine frogs having an afterlife or ESP why the fuck should you have it?

the human body is the crown of creation.
 
I have to laugh when atheists are criticized by religious people for not believing in souls. Religious people can't even figure out among themselves what souls are supposed to be.

I laugh at atheists who are so fanatically certain that there is no such thing as a soul or an afterlife.

The only folks who know for sure are all dead, and they ain't talking.
 
I laugh at atheists who are so fanatically certain that there is no such thing as a soul or an afterlife.

The only folks who know for sure are all dead, and they ain't talking.

But we aren't saying there is no such thing as a soul or an afterlife. Atheists don't make any claims of any kind. We're only responding to a claim -- a specific claim. We're "atheists" -- "A" meaning "without". We are "without theism". There's nothing in the word that constitutes surety of any claim of our own. For that you have to speak to us as Humanists, Rationalists, Deists, etc.

Besides, this is the same point we make all the time. "We don't know. And you're not smarter than us, so clearly you don't know. So stop legislating our lives around things you aren't sure of and can't prove."

Thanks for being on our side. I'll send you the secret socks.
 
one too many times watching the lion king?

soul, schmoul. that is my answer. when i'm dead, it won't matter much, so i just keep on keeping on. cross that bridge when i get to it. riding in on a hyena.
 
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