My aunt is trying to kill us.

[Sillyman]

She just threw an aluminum foil wrapped loaf of banana bread in the microwave. She also had forgot to note that the microwave was ON.

 

[Guest]

this is actually StoneFox...

StoneFox Says:

That was bright!

 

[Sillyman]

The problem is I immediately sprung into action by standing there and yelling "That's metal. That's metal! THAT'S METAL!!" in an increasingly more high pitched tone.

 

[Guest]

The problem is I immediately sprung into action by standing there and yelling "That's metal. That's metal! THAT'S METAL!!" in an increasingly more high pitched tone.

lol!!! Did she get the point?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

The problem is I immediately sprung into action by standing there and yelling "That's metal. That's metal! THAT'S METAL!!" in an increasingly more high pitched tone.

Consider turning off the microwave, instead.

 

[Sillyman]

Consider turning off the microwave, instead.

Oh thank you. I was wondering what to do. Now I'll just go take care of that before the microwave explodes.

 

[Guest]

Oh thank you. I was wondering what to do. Now I'll just go take care of that before the microwave explodes.

LOL!!! That might be a good idea!

 

[Sillyman]

LOL!!! That might be a good idea!

Hey the board is full of them.

"Turn your microwave off before it explodes".

They just don't teach you these things in school.

 

[Crab]

CD's and DVD's go great with microwaves, but you do need a good supply of microwaves. And discs. Pretty colors and fireworks!
Try this next time you go to a party somewhere people don't know you well (or at least, don't know where you live).

 

[patient1]

CD's and DVD's go great with microwaves, but you do need a good supply of microwaves. And discs. Pretty colors and fireworks!
Try this next time you go to a party somewhere people don't know you well (or at least, don't know where you live).

Noted.

 

[J.B.]

Did you get those little bolts of lightning?

 

[Orwell84]

You may want to grab the fire extinguisher before opening the microwave door.

 

[Crab]

Nah, the burning disc uses up all the oxygen in the oven. Yes, you get some very cool bolts of lightning! Just use someone else's microwave is all!

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Orwell84]

They do in Home-ec (or Life Management Skills as it's called now!)

Ah yes, the changing vernacular. Thus, it will be the sanitation engineers that pick up the remains of the trashed microwave from the curbside.

 

[Saytur]

you slay me Sillyman

 

[LadyG]

Don't microwaves usually shut off automatically when you open the door? Mine does. Personally, spoons and forks do make cool ass sparks too, when you leave them in the bowl.

 

[hogjack]

I'd hate to see what Auntie...

...does with Ginsu Knives?

Sillyman, didn't you say your aunt has a steel plate in her head (from the war)? With that kind of protection she is fearless.

 

[Suzi]

She just threw an aluminum foil wrapped loaf of banana bread in the microwave. She also had forgot to note that the microwave was ON.

OMG!!!

What was she thinkin' Silly?

 

[someplace]

How old is this Auntie?

I could see my grandmother doing something like this when she was still alive. She never really got the hang of more modern appliances.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: How old is this Auntie?

I could see my grandmother doing something like this when she was still alive. She never really got the hang of more modern appliances.

She'll be 41 in October.

 

[Lost Cause]

Wasn't that in a Segal movie?

Something to do with a microwave, "I'm just a cook."
How's everything else?

 

[Sillyman]

I still have eyebrows, so at least I'm doing better than my grandfather.

 

[Lady X]

She just threw an aluminum foil wrapped loaf of banana bread in the microwave. She also had forgot to note that the microwave was ON.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Brilliant!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: How old is this Auntie?

She'll be 41 in October.

My god...almost time to have her put down.

They are still trying to track me down to do that. That and neutering. Life on the run is hell.