My "Answers about Laurel" thread.

[Peregrinator]

In this thread, I will answer all your questions about Laurel. I know you have them. I've been spying on her for years now, and I know everything. What are you wondering about our luscious site owner?


PS: I did a similar thread about Sean years ago.

 

[dolf]

you know everything? shit... look, it was just one time and we were both really drunk. there's no need to drag it all up again.

 

[Disgustipated]

you know everything? shit... look, it was just one time and we were both really drunk. there's no need to drag it all up again.

Sean or Kitty Mama?

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm wondering what to send her for Christmas, actually.

Any suggestions?

 

[girlsmiley]

Sean or Kitty Mama?

She's kidding around. Relax.

 

[Peregrinator]

I'm wondering what to send her for Christmas, actually.

Any suggestions?

Yes. Laurel is especially fond of netsuke from the 17th century. She also likes stuffed Disney characters and very, very large butt plugs.

 

[RobDownSouth]

you know everything? shit... look, it was just one time and we were both really drunk. there's no need to drag it all up again.

I get that a lot.
:nods:

 

[Peregrinator]

you know everything? shit... look, it was just one time and we were both really drunk. there's no need to drag it all up again.

I wasn't planning on it unless someone asked...

 

[Phelia]

What does Laurel dream about on Tuesdays? What about Wednesdays?

 

[dolf]

I wasn't planning on it unless someone asked...

that's what she said.

 

[Laurel]

Yes. Laurel is especially fond of netsuke from the 17th century. She also likes stuffed Disney characters and very, very large butt plugs.

Oh dear.

 

[Peregrinator]

What does Laurel dream about on Tuesdays? What about Wednesdays?

She typically dreams of swimming pools filled with kittens to a depth just short of harmful to the kittens. Often in these dreams she makes spectacular use of her rather impressive collection of butt toys. This is a mostly recurring dream; other times she dreams that she and LeJaquelope have run off together to a small cabin in the vastness of northern Alberta, where they live a 19th century lifestyle.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes. Laurel is especially fond of netsuke from the 17th century. She also likes stuffed Disney characters and very, very large butt plugs.

Really? I was thinking fragrance. Shampoo. You know. Girl stuff.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yes. Laurel is especially fond of netsuke from the 17th century. She also likes stuffed Disney characters and very, very large butt plugs.

ix-nay on teh utt-bay ugs-play!!

 

[Peregrinator]

Oh dear.

I told you if you refused to meet me in Valletta I was going to spill.

 

[dolf]

Oh dear.

what you really want is smurf plushies. I know you.

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh dear.

I like this thread.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think I've discovered a possible explanation for Laurel's fascination with cats...

 

[Peregrinator]

Really? I was thinking fragrance. Shampoo. You know. Girl stuff.

Laurel does not use all that what my wife calls "foof." She's strictly an Ivory girl. She doesn't wash her hair, having discovered the "no shampoo" crowd.

 

[TheLordWinter]

Yes. Laurel is especially fond of netsuke from the 17th century. She also likes stuffed Disney characters and very, very large butt plugs.

Not just netsuke, but antique pieces at that? I'll bet those are some expensive tastes.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel sounds like kind of a bummer.

A smelly bummer.

With a large anus.

And Disney.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Laurel does not use all that what my wife calls "foof." She's strictly an Ivory girl. She doesn't wash her hair, having discovered the "no shampoo" crowd.

Does she also eat granola and refuse to shave her legs from October to March?

 

[Peregrinator]

Not just netsuke, but antique pieces at that? I'll bet those are some expensive tastes.

She also enjoys cheap kitsch from places like the Gaspe' Peninsula.

Laurel sounds like kind of a bummer.

A smelly bummer.

With a large anus.

And Disney.

Although that's not a question, the answer is that the right questions have yet to be asked.

Does she also eat granola and refuse to shave her legs from October to March?

No, not at all. Laurel is a child of a rather aristocratic upbringing and has nothing of the hippie in her past or psyche. She is always impeccably groomed from coif to pedicure. She also dresses exclusively in bespoke clothing from a small boutique in Malaysia she discovered while surfing the "James Bond Lifestyle" website.

 

[EducatedOwl]

Was Laurel Canyon really named after Laurel's cleavage or is that just a myth?

 

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