my 5.5 inch ruler bro!

[Stewart_Pidd]

this is a wedding gift for Canky bro!

Stew

http://content.mycutegraphics.com/graphics/letter/inch-worm.png

 

[Que]

You trying to make him feel bigger? That ruler only measures 5.0 inches.

That's why chicks can't judge distances, bro. Dudes always telling them that 5.5 inches is actually 8 inches.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You trying to make him feel bigger? That ruler only measures 5.0 inches.

That's why chicks can't judge distances, bro. Dudes always telling them that 5.5 inches is actually 8 inches.

confidence for the groom, he's going to need it bro!

Stew

 

[Garnate]

I'm starting to have second thoughts bro.

 

[Que]

confidence for the groom, he's going to need it bro!

Stew

Hey, he has YEARS to hit his growth spurt, bro!

Plus yanking on it as much as he does can't hurt; might stretch it a mite...

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm starting to have second thoughts bro.

I'm sure the worm is optional.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm starting to have second thoughts bro.

he'll be a very gentle lover bro!

Stew

 

[ElijaRDC]

I'm starting to have second thoughts bro.

Stew, you're fucking up their happiness!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Hey, he has YEARS to hit his growth spurt, bro!

Plus yanking on it as much as he does can't hurt; might stretch it a mite...

he must not have had a bathroom when growing up bro!

Stew

 

[Que]

he must not have had a bathroom when growing up bro!

Stew

With any luck he isn't actually done "growing up" and I am not talking about his peepee, bro!